To want to confess?

[TeenageCentaurMortificado]

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

I may have put DH important plans for a new build in the recycling

He's still looking for them

Oops Broom

Oh shit broom ! Are you fairly sure that's where they ended up?! I assume it's been collected?

Back at work

drools at handsome young man

Normal service has resumed.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

So Teen just drool? Or any more interesting texts?

And Chunk do you have a plan yet? Just because OP is back doesn't mean you're off the hook!

Ha ha. We've settled back into normal day to day colleague types with a bit of out of hours texting.

Hopeless!

My Dr is a ginger version of Alan Rickman, same hair style, smile & teeth but with very dark ginger hair.

Fanny gallops?!?!

I've fallen for a guy 13 years older than me, it takes me all of my muster to get through a day without my throat going dry.... I fantasise about him all the time & the saddest thing is he's stopped texting me cos I think he thinks I like someone else

I think I'm mines 'work mum' lol

Still... 😍

Where is chunk? We need a happy ending to this thread!

I married a guy 21 years younger than me, and I adored him. He adored me.

Until one day he didn't, and left. It's been 6 years and I still miss him. He 'got' me like no one ever has.

My OH now is three years younger. He's a lovely, kind, good man but he bores me rigid and my sex drive is non-existant. I don't think I will meet anyone better though.

Aw Zaphod x-post

My GP looks like Idris Elba - but hotter, I swear... And he winked at me at the end of my last appointment. I'm now practically wishing ill health on myself so I can go back!

I think men in kilts look ridiculous.

Loving the randomness of this thread

Good for you, Chunk!! Maybe wait a bit and see if he responds after the work issue is over?

I have name changed for this.

I have a crush on the Vicar

Oh the thread just gets better and better!!!

I am def feeling better for having aired it Han whatever the outcome, and it kind of felt natural, so thanks for the encouragement!

We need more detail on the vicar!

I got a new manager 2 weeks ago, he's only 25 (I'm mid thirties) & he's a proper dashing young man. Cue lots of witty banter & teasing to show him I'm not just a boring married mum (which I clearly am!)

OP - lick him round the photocopier at work when no one's looking - it'll be kill or cure - and at least your lifetime secret confession will be more 'citin' than 'I ate someone else's easter egg'....