to ask what was the best thread ever..

[Diel]

I'm fairly new to mn and totally love it! Wondering what have been the best threads ever so that I can look them up and possibly explode with joy!

There was one about builders peeing in bushes that ended up with monkeys and bicycles and biscuits due to auto correct, I can't really remember the details but I haven't laughed like that for a long time and don't think I have since.

Hahahaha. Must find!!

Centre parcs and anal sex is one of my favourites.

"He has eaten a fat ball".

Paul the Pigeon. In the days when humour wasn't about sex or beakers.

getting comfy.....

Penis Beaker was a good un

Fat ball, Korean lady in my garden...

Elderly Korean Lady was a lovely thread.

You also need to look up the Mexican house thief just for sheer value.

One of my favourites was about a toy being smashed to pieces on a play date, and the op wanted the other parent to reimburse her for it.

After several posts she admitted the toy was a Lego set.

The elderly Korean woman - it's in classics

The thread about the woman whose DP shared custody of a teddy bear with his ex! Was hilarious

My favourites were the Lemon Drizzle cake thread and the one when the cheating bloke of the OP got his comeuppance by being stood up at Birdland/at the Penguin enclosure. Genuinely laughed for ages.

Elderly Korean lady.
NAR parking thread.
There used to lots of great threads. Everyone is now so cautious about ending up in the daily fail that I think a lot of the good threads don't take off in the same way.

Andy the overly controlling next door neighbour, Adding Ing to a Film Title, and the Philosophers thread. Basically, someone tried to be bitchy and put someone down at a dinner party and it turned into a huge discussion on philosophy.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2850990-Add-ing-to-a-movie-title-tell-us-whats-it-about-now

Paul the pigeon

The woman who thought there was a dead cat on her wall.

The barmy behaviour at playgroups including turtle boy and panpipes lady

The woman shouting willy willy willy at the builders

Gluezilla - Tidydancer's updates had me hooked!

I laughed seriously head at the 'funniest bits of childbirth' thread in classics. The cancel the wedding cheque thread had me laughing and I liked the creepiest thing that ever happened to you thread.

My favourite thread of all time- sinister Easter bonnet. Its perfect in every way.

My all time favourite was the pregnant lady who was swimming with her dp and had a tankini on ...and she I think forgot where she was a took down the bottoms ?? Anyway it was funny, and she was a sweetheart the way she told it

Sexual technics
Fifty shades of Mumsnet
Penguin blind date
Mexican house thief

Fat Ball definitely.

And 'Your MINGE!' - a very old thread that first drew me in (all about a woman who unknowingly walked out to the side of the local swimming pool sans bikini bottoms).

Fat balls made me weep.

Turtle boy, fat ball, EKL, you're the carcass

Oh I forgot about "your minge!"