to ask what was the best thread ever..

[Diel]

I'm fairly new to mn and totally love it! Wondering what have been the best threads ever so that I can look them up and possibly explode with joy!

The Mexican house thief ended up in Classics. Absolutely brilliant. Find it and sit down for a long read. The brass neck of some people knows no bounds.

Mexican house thief

I've got a soft spot for supersoaker but I think I might remember it as being more absurd than it was

I loved the penguin blind date too

And who could forget Cutted Up Pear?

Fat balls was hilarious

The "If I move, I'll poo" anecdote on the thread where the woman had accidentally pooed on her skirt.

If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/358109-if-oyu-name-si-linda-you-are-an-admin-perosn

you cant jet wash a squirrel!!!

wwyd squirrelgate over in classics, agree with paul the pigeon and mexican house thief. ohh pom bears too!

Hat man.

Still ongoing but the walnut whip thread has had me laughing a lot this evening

'Jesus in the cabbage van'

Maui

The spray painted pigeon was hilarious

I loved the poster who replied to her own previously unanswered thread about prams a year after she started it without realising it was her. It's in classics I think.

Yes I vote for Penis Beaker

Threadworms being treated with whole garlic was the first thread I read and I still weep with laughter this king about it

Gluezilla, Mexcan house thief. Elderly Korean lady was nice. The Swiss chalet one.

Balonz!!

The one where the daughter in law called her mother in law a carcass. I actually sniggered that loud I woke my husband up in bed 😂

Pom Bear anyone? I was in hysterics!!

I literally can't wait to read these!!!!!!

'Penetration Man'

the drunk party threads, especially on NYE.

I've been re-reading "the anality of PIL" recently, I love that one. Lovely gentle teasing about quirks of in laws and parents. Mexican house thief was on a full thread about cheeky people which was excellent from start to finish!
Elderly Korean Lady was lovely too.

I read one before I joined up here years ago, but it must have been on chat and never made it to Classics because I can't find it. I think it was a funny things kids say thread and one of the lines was "just thinking about marrying the Michael Jackson skeleton, I suppose..." it makes me smile whenever I think about it!

The joint party bouncy castle one was good but I think it got deleted.

I AM CANADIAN was another one but I can't remember the title.

Another one that was probs deleted but eating the burned cake crumbs, it was a spoof but very, very funny.

Ha - sorry, most pointless post ever!