to ask what was the best thread ever..

[Diel]

I'm fairly new to mn and totally love it! Wondering what have been the best threads ever so that I can look them up and possibly explode with joy!

My favourite was in style and beauty about some clarks monstrosity involving sandals with a sheepskin sock insert

"I'm Angela Hernandez" was a good one too.

Has anyone mentioned the sex lube and a fish slice thread yet? I laughed til I cried!

My favourite was Honeydragon literally twatting a spider to death. I had avoided it for two days huffing to myself about misuse of the word 'literally', but it kept popping up in Active so I clicked on it and discovered that actually, she had twatted a spider to death.

Yoni (Vaginal) Massage. Pissed myself laughing at that one

I'm going to have to look some of these up!

I'm pretty new but I absolutely loved the Cuntaline and Nicholarse ones (I believe it was more than one thread in the end)

The one about the worst dinner parties ever had me in stitches. I think it's in classics.

Ooh a recent one about things you've found whilst renovating a house. It was really interesting, people had found all sorts of things. And then someone said "a bucket full of poo and a sausage" It was so unexpected next to all the "beautiful vintage wallpaper in the nursery" I couldn't stop laughing!

Paul the pigeon
The fat ball
The neighbours swimming in the pool
Korean back garden lady
Best bits of childbirth

A couple of years ago there was a thread where people posted photos of the ugliest thing in their house. Doesn't sound much, but it had me in stitches. Mners own some ugly shit!

Mexican house thief
Penguin bollards
Korean lady
The illegal car parking/dogging site
And, I feel a bit ashamed of this but, in classics there's a thread about getting caught short. I found it hilarious, had to read a couple of posts, laugh till I cried, get up and walk about till I calmed down, then start reading again, repeat.... The worst bit about it is I'm still worried that karma is going to get me for laughing at others bad times.

Geese are bastards

The one about the 'show flannel'. The phrase 'long wicker cock basket' made me lol.

The you must microwave your dog one (which sadly was deleted was the best thread ever)

Mumsnet Top Trumps

Missing toaster- just brilliant

can anyone link to the missing toaster thread please?

Mexican house thief is one of my two all time favourite tales on here. The other is the very fluffy bundle which I cry laughing at no matter how many times I read it!

This section in general

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2267941-Overheard-on-the-bus

This thread currently running in AIBU has the makings of a Classic (similar vein to Gluezilla!)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2867499-does-anyone-remember-the-bride-in-wales-charging-for-hotel-rooms?pg=1&order=

People looking for the various threads mentioned:

Thanks to the wonders of Google, if you Google 'mumsnet missing toaster' 'mumsnet Mexican House' 'mumsnet t rex' 'mumsnet show flannel' etc, 9 times out of ten the first returned result will be the thread in question. Magic.

Husband drying himself with a hairdryer is one I loved that I don't think has been mentioned yet.

I'm the OP from the Gluezilla threads, am at the mentions - thank you! There's now a mini glue (I keep gluezilla on Facebook for the fun of it!). Have also seen her dad in the street but still not her. No desire to have that conversation (although will obviously MN the whole thing if I do!).

ha greenroom - didn't think of that! google's search mechanism is way better than mums net's not hard