to ask what was the best thread ever..

[Diel]

I'm fairly new to mn and totally love it! Wondering what have been the best threads ever so that I can look them up and possibly explode with joy!

My favourite exasperated sigh / expletive nowadays is 'Jesus in a cabbage van!'

Savaged min-min is hilarious! I've laughed myself into a coughing fit.

What was the Pom Bears one?

There was one that combined illegal parking (Mn parking threads are always the best) with a woman who owned a tractor, towing car parked ileaglly with tractor, and then getting a group of tractor friends to to gate crash a dogging site at the end of her street.. it sure if it is in classics, but it should be!

Pom Bear anyone?

Parking thread where rogue crazy parking neighbour stole the op's parcel too. It involved another mnetter and some husbands. It was great.

Lemon Drizzle Cake
T-Rex
I can't remember the details - something about a birthday party in a back garden?

The thread where a mumsnetter found a human skull in her garden was so interesting -
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2631883-With-a-human-skull-in-the-garden

Page have I missed the bit about Pom bear in that thread?

I haven't read the whole thread OP but has anyone mentioned the Lemon Drizzle Cunt thread. I was honestly in convulsions laughing.

You just reminded me about things found in the garden- one poster swore blind there was a barrel of human poo in the garden..

ANDDDD .....the Victorian safe....how did it end?

Yes the drug addicted baby thread. My dc1 was born just after Emin started that thread, I used to read it during the night feeds then carried on reading long after they'd stopped. Last year I shared it with my ndn, who's thinking of fostering. I warned her it was very sad, saw her hanging out the washing the next morning, her eyes were red, she'd stayed up most of the night & read it to the end.

Another favourite was the one with op who had the car outside her house with people living in it. The final update was great.

Also Somerville's thread about dating again after being widowed.

One of the most memorable for me was the original 'Online Shopping Substitutes' one. I can't remember what they'd ordered exactly, but one poster ended up with a small wooden owl .

It probably sounds boring now, but I remember crying with laughter at the time!

dontbesillyhenry you can't have read the whole thread!

How to escape from a field of cows (Huaaarrrr!) -

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/992696-I-SO-nearly-became-a-local-news-story-this-morning

Cube of poo!

I remember the online shopping one they substituted haribo sweets for Halloween with condoms. Then someone posted to say they'd ordered either condoms and got pregnancy tests or vice versa. I can't remember which.

There's one about the tat people sell on eBay that was absolutely hilarious!

The piss take thread about the 'Lovely Friend" troll

I hate the parking thteads.

The poster who found her DP masturbating to Paul Hollywood had me in stitches and I think of it every time I see him on telly Does anybody have a link to the drug addicted baby thread please?

And of course penguin bollards

Even this thread about great threads is a great thread. Ahhhhhhhhh

The sofa that looked like a turd. I don't know why it tickled me as much as it did-I think it was the poster who said something along the lines of 'would you invite people to shit down??' Easily amused, me!

The T rexing one

Was the stuff from the same poster about a wine stain the same thread as the t rexing one, or separate?

Another vote for Balonz!