To ask you what you call farts

[beautifulbizarre]

They were trumps in our house but now that has been sullied due to Donald.

What can we call them?

Poots

Toots

Farts

You could start calling them Donalds?

Farts

Fluffs

And the popular "Ooo! Is there a duck in here?" For the particularly quacky ones

Pops

Farts or pops. My Dd calls them 'pop offs' which I think she got from her cm

Whiz pops .. My dc were young when tbe BFG was popular the first time round lol

Pumps

We continue to call them trumps! They're both odious and lingering...

That dog!

Bum woofs , a woof (hey dugee)

Farts. Though MIL insists it's rude and DD isn't allowed to say it in school

-She doesn't have a collection of lots of words she's not allowed to say in school-

Pop pops - SORRY twee I know but the name's stuck now

Love puffs

Actually, when it really is her (often) ' that dog's arse'

We say farty pants.

Fart

Fluffs but our DD prefers trumps and pumps!

Botty burp!

Farts
Pluffs
Pops
Dropped Guts
Squeaky Arse
Gas
Wind
Pumps
Guffs
Parps

Trumpet bums
Bottom burps

Farts and now Donalds.