To ask you what you call farts

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They were trumps in our house but now that has been sullied due to Donald.

What can we call them?

at Barking Spiders.

Guffs and Trumps.

Farts
Air biscuits (silent)
Stepped on a duck

A round of applause is given for a particularly musical one (minimum of two notes)

Arf at Squeaky Arse

We just use farts.

Pimps
Pumps
Farts

Noisy botties

Trumps also now Donald's now.

DD will often declare after a particularly violent one

Knicker ripper!

Pop offs.

My colleague and I "shoot bunnies!". Not that we do.... we're ladies! 😂😂😂

Beavers

My DH used to call them "badgers" and when our kids were born, badger became beaver!

Pumps - when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to use the word fart, it was considered rude. It's everywhere now though, on kids tv and in kids books, so I begrudgingly let my son use it, I don't like it though (I live in the North east, think it might be a regional thing to use pump instead of fart)

Keep shouting, we'll find you

Poms!

Pumps for adults and children over 5. Children under 5 have peeps.

Whizpoppers too Bfg obsessed 2 year old

Farts for adults. Toots for under 5's

Stepping on a duck
Floating an air biscuit

Pops when I was growing up.

Wind or windy bottom when DS was little.

Farts or trumps these days.

My brother also does things he called "Shape Farts" - a solid-feeling "lump" of gas that has you running to check for turds

I objected to 'fart' recently so MIL re-branded them as 'whiffies'. It seems to have stuck, apart from with toddler DS who tells me he has made a trumpet noise.

No idea why but hearing 'pops' and 'pop offs' makes my skin crawl!

Just keep calling then Trumps... quite appropriate really

Fart is fart - never occurred to me to call them anything else

Blow offs

The fact that your refer to them as farts in your title tells you everything you need to know.

They should be called farts. That's their name.

Pump, trump, toot, pop (wtf?) are all way too ambiguous. Breaking wind is ok if you're being polite.

Parps in this house is the noun used, but DH will ask if "anyone has guffed" and the person doing the farting is called a trumpet trousers...I live a house full of farters clearly...