To ask you what you call farts

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They were trumps in our house but now that has been sullied due to Donald.

What can we call them?

We're trumps and they've now been relegated to donalds!

Oh - also the drains have gone again (Bottom reference)

Window rattlers, cushion creepers, Trouser cough....

Who sang that?

Thanks to nursery we 'pop eggs' round here.

Pumps, trumps, guffs, farts, parps

We call them farts here, but might say "broke wind" in polite company.

Pumps. HATE the word fart

Pop eggs? Ew.

Like Donald's

Farts in this house.

I know some people call them trumps, and really can hardly believe that the Americans might be on the verge of voting the biggest fart of all time in as their President. I truly hope that it doesn't happen, awful man. In the event that it does though he will definitely be President Fart to me.

Donalds now also trumps before. Or who's let polly out the cage

I also blame my two dogs.

And the cat.

farts, trumps (Donald makes this even more apt), pumps.

Farty pants or farts

Pop pops with ds. I don't refer to them to anyone else. I hate the word fart. Ds says it to annoy me.

poops, farts, guffs, wind, - dropping guts is doing a poo in our house (or at least to DH)

DH always declares "oh speak o toothless one"

They were botty-burps in our house growing up.

DH and I now either use 'fairy puff' in irony, or we suggest that the other is a bit of a fartypants.

Fairy puffs.

Pumps - I don't like the word fart it sounds crude.

Booty bombs
Poops
Cheek squeaks

Fluffs

At home we called them Barking Spiders. Accompanied with much foot-stomping and shouts of "Kill it, KILL IT before it gets away!!!" when our two sons were young. They thought it was hilarious. But out in public it either was stony silence and ignoring the whole thing. If someone said "Who farted?" DS2 would say "Them that smelt it, dealt it!".

Trumps.

I hadn't associated them with Donald before this thread .

DP's are just called "OH MY GOD RUN AWAY".
The kids say farts and the baby has 'baby toots'

Trump. Never fart.