AIBU: There is a special place in hell....

[VivienneWestwoodsKnickers]

For people who....

Chew with their mouths open
Bite spoons or forks
Don't turn off the keypress noises on their mobiles. "beep beep beep beep beep" when texting

Unreasonable? I call those basic manners.

What about you? Who would you send to the firey depths of hell?

lighthearted post

YANBU, but as I type this.... I am suddenly aware of the noise from my phone keypad

People who walk past residential areas late at night talking and laughing at the top of their voice - you know that children are sleeping - shut up!!!

Neighbours who play loud music at antisocial hours, so selfish.

People who let their kids run around all over the bus while they talk on the phone..

I could go on for ages, perhaps I'm slightly intolerant?

I hate it when people

-dont say thank you when you hold doors open.
-Cough all over you when you are out shopping.
-cannot decide which fucking direction they are going in.

People who don't clean up after three dogs.

People who spit gum onto the pavement.

People who refuse to pay at the pump despite using a card (this includes dh) why?!

People who don't pick up after their dogs.

Anyone who spits in the street should be instantly swallowed by a hideous fiery tar-demon. Then spat back out into a puddle.

For people who drive 40 in a 60.

*their dogs

People who walk 19 abreast on narrow pavements and expect me and my buggy to vanish into thin air.

People who phone whilst eating. My ex boss used to do this. It was like bails on a chalk board listening to her masticate.

I love the lighthearted post bit!

People who hack up phlegm in the street.

People who play shit music on their phones without headphones and force everyone on the bus/train to listen to it.

People who chew gum so ferociously they look like camels.

People using their phones during interactions with shop assistants.

People who 'prank call' you in order to save credit and get you to phone them back.

People who force you off the pavement and don't even thank you for putting yourself in the line of oncoming traffic.

I could go on (and on, and on, and on....)

People who block the pavement with their cars, so I have to push the buggy either into the road OR up the muddy verge where there is probably mess from dogs with arses for owners.

Excellent thread - very cathartic.

People who don't stand back to let people get off before barging onto the train

Yes I'm sat on a train where I can hear someone 3 rows back chewing very loudly and tapping the tray to boot

People who queue jump and then act indignant and surprised when you politely point out that you were queueing there first.

People who get to the top of escalators and then stop. Just walk another couple of feet you asshat.

Most of the above (particularly the chewing with their mouth open) but also people who insist on having their phone on loudspeaker in public including walking down the street... it's a phone put it to your ear!!

Phew that feels better!

Folk that bellow at each other in gym changing rooms/coffee places despite being right next to each other. We don't want to hear your riveting conversation.

People shouting down mobile phones on buses. People who play music on their phones for everyone else to suffer on their way home from work.

Great thread - for anyone who likes the thread you might like the programme Room 101. Think it's on BBC, but not sure if it's on at the moment.

Mine:
The minority of bad cyclists- the ones on pavements especially the one that shouted at me for being in the way and another that banged into me while I was getting off the bus.

People who go to art galleries and never actually look at the art because they are facing the other pay taking a selfie.

Heh, I love that other people are as intolerant as I am!

Apple earphones are awful-you may as well have a repeater boom box next to you. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk noises all the time.

And I love the term asshat!

Pay. - should be way

People that step off an escalator and just stand there!

People who let their dogs shit and don't pick it up and people that throw litter. One of these will be the death of me, I will just combust one day.

Emmaluggs huge sympathies. I've been known to change carriages for less.....

People who let their kids use scooters in supermarkets

People who say extortionate when they mean exorbitant

Drivers on dual carraigeways who use the outside lane approaching a junction, put the car into neutral, put the handbrake on (on a flat road), and when the light changes to green, put the car into first gear, take the handbrake off, crawl forward, then indicate to turn right blocking all drivers behind them going straight ahead.

Anyone or company who rips off, steals from, robs, burgles, defrauds or harms an OAP or vulnerable person.