AIBU: There is a special place in hell....

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For people who....

Chew with their mouths open
Bite spoons or forks
Don't turn off the keypress noises on their mobiles. "beep beep beep beep beep" when texting

Unreasonable? I call those basic manners.

What about you? Who would you send to the firey depths of hell?

lighthearted post

People that have no manners on the road.

On, I see dog poo is a recurring annoyance

Hahaha yes yes yes to the escalator one

I'm in a bad mood so can I just send all people who get in my way to hell today?!

People who don't acknowledge when you pull over to let them past when driving. Grrrrrrrr

People who spit should just be swallowed up by the ground.
People who do not clean up after their dogs.
People who fake laugh.
People who ask my kids if they want a lolly rather than asking me if they can have one..I am stood right here!!!

People who talk through a film at the Cinema. People who don't indicate when driving. Customers who eat when talking to me on the phone. I could go on, it's been a long day.

Call me old fashioned but men who wear hats, especially baseball caps whilst eating at a table. Even worse in men who keep baseball caps on in church. Plain bad manners.

Also all the bloody lazy dog owners who pick up the dog mess then fling the bag in a tree or hedge for it to hang there for years or until some poor farmer / gardener has to come along and clear it up.

I hate people who talk very loud on their mobiles on a bus and let everyone know what their conversation is about! I don't mean people hard of hearing, some folk do it in a chavvy way just to get attention!

People who pick up and bag their dog's poo, but then hang the bag from a tree branch like some kind of revolting, faecal bauble.

people who don't respect lane swimming etiquette
people who run down others behind their backs
people who stand by the exit doors on the bus

People who walk two or three people across the pavements and don't leave any space for you to go past.

People who drag their feet when they walk
People who chew loudly or with their mouth open
People who pick their teeth at the dinner table (or just in general!) - never ever understood this one, why would anyone think that this is acceptable?
People who drive in the middle lane/outside lane when they're not overtaking
People who answer "I'm sweet enough" when asked if they want sugar in their coffee/tea (this one is pretty irrational, I know, but I just think that's such a stupid answer

People who don't use their indicators.

People who think the world revolves around their children and then wonder why they behave like spoilt brats.

People who won't stop talking when they're eating and don't know how to do it elegantly so you can see all the mushed up food sticking to their teeth.

People who go to Cornwall but have never learnt how reverse works, or how wide their car is, or how to fucking drive and sit there in the centre of the road like they have had a frontal lobotomy staring at you when they are 2 metres past a passing place on a lane and the nearest one to you is 100 metres back --then you reverse 100 metres and they sail past AND DON'T THANK YOU.

Fuck yes to open mouth eaters - and anyone eating crisps in my ear in a confined environment, I get a bit stabby.

and poo bags hung on trees like Christmas decorations, what the actual fuck are you thinking you twatting cuntbadgers.

Omg yes to drivers who don't indicate they are turning right until the lights change.
People who stand and smoke right outside shopping centre doors.
Sales people who don't even acknowledge you - in the wrong job!!
My local Hermes delivery driver who always comments on how I look ( generally shit) and whistles too much. Rings the bell and immediately bangs loudly on the door; yes, I hear you!

Phew, feel better now

chipsandgin hell yes to the Cornish tourists apparently driving Winnebagos. 35 years of cussing those idiots out.

People who say "what" when they mean "that". For example my manager, who says things like "the project what we were working on".

Dog poo baubles ;)

People who insist on trying to strike up conversation when you are clearly trying to have a quiet coffee/lunch/journey in peace.

People who call everyone 'darling', 'dear', 'hun' whatever. Their tongues should be stuck to the inside of their jaw.

People who talk with a mouthful of food or chew really loudly

People who dawdle along when walking & you can't get past

Bad drivers!!! Particularly people at roundabouts who don't indicate or who go around the roundabout in their own lane & as they're coming off decide to go into my lane - one particularly busy roundabout I use often. Happens EVERY time.