To hate these fad phrases!

[apigcalledwanda]

On Facebook (I know, I know) but what the fuck happened to originality?

How come everyone going to a wedding these days are on their way to "The wedding of the year"?

Why, all of a sudden are all children/husbands/nans/cats "my world" and why do we suddenly "love them the world"? That doesn't even make fucking sense!

If I see another photo of a gang of lasses is Ibiza captioned "Love my girls xoxo" then I WILL resign from the Internet. I do enjoy that the photo is usually really flattering of the poster and often minging portrayals of the "girls".

Felt good to get that off my chest. Thanks.

I've got a couple of #luvmylilfamilie's I feel like saying I just tolerate my medium sized brood...

I'm with you OP! It's #blessed that gets my goat. #puke, more like.

If i see one more selfie of someone having just got out of bed, with #messyhairdontcare I'll follow your internet resignation with mine!

#blessed.... or any hashtag phrase whatsoever!

Cross post Lucky

I'm with you too OP, makes me want to vomit.

They boil my piss too OP!

Currently REALLY hating 'I love of the bones of him/her/them/it'. What does that even mean?
Now I've annoyed myself by just typing it

How could I forget #blessed - if only hashtags were honest ay? We would have:

#blessed = #showingoff

#myworld = #thisismyfuckingboyfriendandnoneofyoubitchesbetttertouchhim

Any more?

"because" + noun or adjective, as in "Looking forward to tonight, because Prosecco."

It's the new hashtag.

They're vomit inducing.

#blessed earns you a deletion from my friends list. My sister does it all the time and I know for a fact her kids are as big a bunch of dickheads as mine are and I've never felt compelled to tell the world I'm #blessed to be finding piss all over the loo seat again.

Suitsyou - urgh yeh!

#messyhairdontcare = #igotupat5anddidmymakeupandimfullydressedundertheduvet

Whooooo

You should hashtag #dickheads when posting pics of your kids, imagine the outrage from the huns

#makingmemories - #went to park didn't kill the little sods

#slayin #basicbitch #shorthairdontcare #longhairdontcare

No one cares about your fucking hair

Is this just a Liverpool thing or is it everywhere by the way 'love my day one' (often a picture of someone with their 'best friend)

'Date night with my one'

#soznotsoz.... I mean what the actual fuck does that mean? Not that I can really.

I feel the world has moved on recently and I've got caught trailing behind. I'm only 30!

What is all this mega defensive "don't care" malarkey anyway? Is it because the poster realises what they are doing is vacuous/attention seeking/drivel and is battling a moral dilemma within themselves? "I know this is vile but I just NEED likes"

What's with the butterflies around the head in the profile pics?

#squad
#squadgoals

Non of these are acceptable once you have reached adulthood.

They are your FRIENDS. You are arranging to go somewhere/do something.

One of my good friends puts shit on fb like
#seizetheday
#bestieforlife
#girlznight

She is 35.

Yy to "because" and all other phrases that are supposed to make the user seem witty/urbane. E.g. "said no-one ever/said no feminist ever/said no liberal ever" etc etc. And "Wow. Just wow"

Argggghhh bloody #date night I'm married and over 14 so its just dinner!

I hate "this one", as in "going to the cinema with this one", and then picture of other person.

Also hate "yes then" after everything. "Off to take a shit. Yes then."

Love you to the moon and back! #myworld

Aaaaaaargh!!!!

Haha I love Facebook, it's amazing how these trends catch on but I would love to see so,e brutally honest ones.

Mine would be,

My 4 year old #tinyarseholedictator
The baby #whythefuckisshefeedingagain?!

Ds1&2 forgot what they look like because Xbox.

#makingmemories is actually, got out the house before I kill them.