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To think this behaviour is unacceptable?

127 replies

Tiger44 · 05/08/2016 13:56

I'm an ordinary person, who likes most things, but AIBU to think that smooth peanut butter is just wrong and the people who eat it surely come from a different planet, even to men? I think they must definitely come from Uranus. It is just unacceptable behaviour from a "so say" (using fingers to emphasise the " ") human being to like such a thing. What are your thoughts?

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echelon · 05/08/2016 13:57

I agree! Smooth peanut butter is wrong in so many ways. Give me nutty crunchy proper peanut butter every time m

SestraClone · 05/08/2016 14:00

YANBU!

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo · 05/08/2016 14:01

I can't eat whole nuts so it's the only type I can eat :)

Vipermisnomer · 05/08/2016 14:03

YADNBU it is wrong, and whilst we are on the subject so is Marmite, really what is the thinking behind such nonsense...

< stands well back >

Lurkedforever1 · 05/08/2016 14:03

All peanut butter is wrong. It is vvu to spoil otherwise delicious food by adding something so rank.

switswoo81 · 05/08/2016 14:04

I do agree but I use it because it's easier to spread so I use way less... Love the big crunchy stuff though!

Vipermisnomer · 05/08/2016 14:05

But what do you put on your peanut butter and jam sandwich then Lurked?

AnUtterIdiot · 05/08/2016 14:05

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littlemissneela · 05/08/2016 14:12

YABU - I love the stuff! Esp on toast with sliced banana on top for brekkie :)

biggles50 · 05/08/2016 14:16

Peanut butter spread on apple chunks is lovely. Marmite is food for the gods. Had to have it spread on toast with a clove of garlic when I was pregnant, couldn't get enough of it.

TheVermiciousKnid · 05/08/2016 14:18

LT(SP)B

LewisAndClark · 05/08/2016 14:21

Peanut butter is revolting.

My kids eat it out of the jar. Boak.

JassyRadlett · 05/08/2016 14:23

YABU. Crunchy peanut butter speaks to a job half done, or terminal indecisiveness.

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 05/08/2016 14:24

YANBU.

We keep two in the cupboard as 'D'H likes smooth thank god he's pretty

GasLightShining · 05/08/2016 14:25

It is disgusting but DD eats the smooth

WizardOfToss · 05/08/2016 14:26

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Grumpyoldblonde · 05/08/2016 14:30

I still remember my first peanut butter sandwich, it was at a birthday party and it must be 38 years ago, that's how good it was. I remember it was smooth pb and I loved it, but then, then I only went and tried crunchy pb, and oh my life, that was it, a life long love affair. A crunchy pb sandwich washed down with a cold diet coke would be my last meal I think (or maybe bread and cheese with a cold beer) hard to say for sure.
Did you know you can get peanut butter M & M's? Just imagine such a thing.

scampimom · 05/08/2016 14:32

YADNBU. People who like smooth peanut butter are probably the lizard people. Or deviants. Or estate agents.

EssentialHummus · 05/08/2016 14:41

Did you know you can get peanut butter M & M's?

They are available on Amazon along with Birthday Cake flavour (!) M&Ms. You can thank me later Grin

EatsShitAndLeaves · 05/08/2016 14:42

YABVVVU

Crunchy PB is the abomination.....all those bits that get stuck in your teeth uggghhh

If you want crunch eat a whole peanut...

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 05/08/2016 14:50

Can I just say ; marmite and peanut butter together is delicious.

Spread it on toast and savour every mouthful , marvellous!

MadamDeathstare · 05/08/2016 14:51

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Vipermisnomer · 05/08/2016 14:52

< adds StillStaying to 'be very afraid of' list >

timelytess · 05/08/2016 14:53

peanut butter should be crunchy, that's true. but my current jar of whole earth crunchy no palm oil peanut butter is too crunchy. If I'd wanted a packet of chopped peanuts I'd have bought them. :(

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 05/08/2016 14:55

Viper g'wan, give it a whirl