To think this behaviour is unacceptable?

[Tiger44]

I'm an ordinary person, who likes most things, but AIBU to think that smooth peanut butter is just wrong and the people who eat it surely come from a different planet, even to men? I think they must definitely come from Uranus. It is just unacceptable behaviour from a "so say" (using fingers to emphasise the " ") human being to like such a thing. What are your thoughts?

One day I am going to swim the channel and I have already planned what i'll be having for my feed stops.

I'm going to alternate PB sandwiches (with the crusts cut off) with Jelly Babies.

The PB will be the crunchy variety and I will insist on Sun Pat.

Okay:

Crunchy Whole Earth Organic PB. On granary toast. Wth Lurpak. (Salt?)

Marmite with Cheddar and lettuce. On crusty white Tiger Bread. Lurpak.