Aibu or are topsy and tim

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The most gigantic "nursery aged" children ever?

I loved the title... but yes you are right

Topsy and fucking Tim give me the RAAAAAAAGE

YANBU. It makes me want to shout at the tv. Also those children/puppets on get well soon whose parents just send them to the gp on their own. It gives me the rage. DS1 thinks it's hilarious that I get cross about it!

We just said that! The mum is the most irritating of all.

Also does anyone with rl twins actually call them twins e.g. yesterday she said "twins it's bed time" do people actually talk to their children like that? Sounded so weird.

YANBU. And who has one cheese sandwich for tea?

I don't think they could get children the right age who could act sufficiently.

I never really paid muxh attention whilst ds watched it but when I saw the first day at school episode I was so confused,surely theyre not quite old enough for middle/secondary school, I thought. Oh. They're supposed to be started primary school. Wtaf
My and dp like to take the piss out of the weird never annoyed always creepily over enthusiastic, every days a learning day parents whenever it's on now

My nephew was a bit into this on a while back and it was awful, they look about 7 and all they ever went on about was moving house. Did they ever move?

oh Buttercup I do with my twins who incidentally adore Topsy and Tim. The mother just generally makes me feel like a failure

Yes they moved. The new house still looks a tip though!

But I also have boy/girl twins. If I had same sex I would probably just say 'come on boys/girls!'

Omg op my teen dd has literally just said that. And we are both now fucking itching. Disclaimer watching with small children.

To be fair anything is getter than George pig! Yesterday saw an episode where twatty faced Daddy pig called doctor dog because the brat had a cold. He had a cold apparently as he didn't wear his rain hat!! I mean who is the medical advisor for the show? My dm?

YANBU. 'Twintabulous' Topsy and 'Twintastic' Tim
Everything about the programme is awful and the age difference is so noticeable, they look about 9.

And didn't the mum shag Max Branning in Eastenders?

Or am I going mad.

They are also biologically impossible. You can't have boy/girl identical twins. Unless one us transgender

This has always irrationally irritated me

The Mum is on happy pills, or drunk. No one is that chilled out.

mannary their house is tidy! which says a lot about mine

And on cbeenies what's the relationship between flop and Bing? Seriously is he the worlds smallest nanny or a cleaner or slave or cm?

Id quite like to punch smug mum too.

Apologies meglet but I have to differ. Stickers on the furniture .... Shudder

Is this a new series....has she had her baby yet? I'm only asking for my 3yr old obviously.

The Actress who plays Topsy wrote into Aquila a few months ago and said she was 9.

Agree 4 year olds couldn't act like that

I think it was friends mum who was upduffed?

buttercup does anyone with rl twins actually call them twins e.g. yesterday she said "twins it's bed time" do people actually talk to their children like that?
I refer to mine collectively as "ladies". Not often though, as about 90% of my interaction with them is stopping one from bopping the other on the head.

Topsy and Tim's mum was pregnant at the end of the most recent series. I'm guessing the actress was pregnant so they had to write it in as they jumped forward about 3 months between two episodes!

They are impossibly perfect though, and the dad is either Lee Mack's brother or a Lee Mack impersonator between jobs