AIBU username envy

[Stillyummy]

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

I tend to get flummoxed by seasonal name changes sometimes, for example this is the first year that I'll have to think of new names for this username during Halloween & Christmas etc

I like the straight to the point ones; anyfucker, eatshitderek, fuckyouchrisandthathorse also anything containing profanity.

I think SirChenjin is genius!

I particularly like fuckyouchrisandthathorse - but wonder who is Chris and what have s/he and the horse done that is so upsetting. Why does Derek need to eat shit?

I like your username Stillyummy, and I'm sure you are!

(when I told my DM what my username was on here, she was really upset and asked me to change it!)

I also like all the Terry Pratchett references.

Eatshitderek is a reference to the film StepBrothers.

I have no idea about FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse but it's one of my favourites too.

Someone told me a few days ago that my name 'doesn't endear me to them'. What a fucking shame, eh?

Also, HoneyDragon bequeathed me with this moniker (kind of, I chose it to wind her up - it did ).

I'm a serial name changer so my problem is usually just thinking up something new every month or so, without it having to be witty too.

I do quite like it when I see a favourite book character though, especially if it's quite subtle.

I have envy of the clever pun ones, mainly because I'm just not clever enough to think of one.

SirChenJin took me months to work out.

Having said that, I'm pretty attached to my username

I name change often too, I'm running out of ideas now tbh! Your name is fine OP

I Love FuckyouChrisandthathorse, would love to know the origin.

I have just got SirChenJin! God I feel stupid!

GobblersKnob makes me laugh every time I see the user name. I am immature obviously.

I love a name change myself.

Fuckyouchrisandthathorse is a story you can read in classics.

I thought eatshitderek was from the OP who had two snails... one of them was called Derek and he was a dick... have I completely imagined that? or do I spend too much time on MN?

SirChenJin is genius but then again...I like most of yours!

I know you're all envious of mine

I love OhTheHugeManatee and wish I'd thought of it.

I've had the same name for ages but recently added an extra bit

FuckoffBarbara is also a good'un (iirc).

BoreofWhabylon, DixieNormas, CatThiefKeith, TripTrapTripTrapOvertheBridge (albeit a bit long ).

Mine means The Fifth Cunt (= the middle of nowhere).

Can someone explain SirChenjin please?

I quite like FuckYouChris... and also DownWithThisTypeOfThing

I'm a serial name changer too. I loved the horse story, but can't remember where Chris came from. Can someone enlighten me so I don't spend the rest of my natural life the evening embroiled in Classics?

Search Engine...Sir ChenJin

I don't get SirChenJin