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AIBU username envy

343 replies

Stillyummy · 18/09/2015 17:27

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

OP posts:
CatThiefKeith · 18/09/2015 21:06

Smelly Fartardo is my all time fave, I also love

Vicarinatutu
MarmaladeTwatkins
Atyourcervix
SuePurblybilt
Bupcakesandcunting

And Anyfuckers Christmas NC. Anyfuckerforamincepie. Genius Grin

iMatter · 18/09/2015 21:07

I was pleasantly surprised that this name was available when I decided to change earlier today

RoboticSealpup · 18/09/2015 21:07

I wanted to be called 'Paro', but it was already taken. It's a robotic baby seal.

LunchpackOfNotreDame · 18/09/2015 21:08

I'm rather partial to my own.

Well, someone has to big me up Grin

herethereandeverywhere · 18/09/2015 21:08

Is there a UterusUterusGahli (or similar spelling?) I like that one

DarthVadersTailor · 18/09/2015 21:09

LadyCuntingtonTheThird - I love it! Grin

TPel · 18/09/2015 21:09

I had a good name but another user came up with the same name but a different spelling so I changed. I like my name. It's only logical that I should.

Twickerhun · 18/09/2015 21:09

Seasonal name changes always flummox me. I can never think of good ones

ConfusedInBath · 18/09/2015 21:10

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bessarabiantiger · 18/09/2015 21:10

I too have username envy. FuckyouChrisandthathorse was a stroke of bloody genius.

Mine was the first thing I laid eyes on when registering. Which turns out to be a vicious and murderous gang. So works quite well so far...

featherandblack · 18/09/2015 21:11

I like TidyDancer. It's the only one I ever remember.

LaContessaDiPlump · 18/09/2015 21:16

I sacrificed wittiness for durability -my name always has Plump in it somewhere. I quite like being called Contessa though, may keep that bit from now on!

I like ThumbWitchesAbroad and, as others have said, all the PTerry references.

I remember the Fuckyouchris origin thread

beaucoupdemojo · 18/09/2015 21:18

I was gutted that outforawalkbitch was taken. Never seen her post though

FishWithABicycle · 18/09/2015 21:19

I love the name SirChenjine
I really wanted to take the name SqutternutBosch but someone else got there first

NoArmaniNoPunani · 18/09/2015 21:20

UterusUterusGhali is my favourite.

CakeUpWall · 18/09/2015 21:26

Loved Fuckyouchris' original thread; had us on the edge of our seats for quite a while.

I've been various Cakey things for some years now, but this one has stuck as I'm rather partial to it.

I love Spoonerisms, and quite like cake too. This combines the two well enough. Smile

Mitzi50 · 18/09/2015 21:38

Loved Fuckyouchris' original thread; had us on the edge of our seats for quite a while.

Can anyone link to this thread please

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 18/09/2015 21:44

Maisie

Yes, I think it may have been. Thanks.

ImACanoe · 18/09/2015 21:46

I also liked MardyBra and MikeHunt

BolshierAyraStark · 18/09/2015 21:46

Love Anyfucker, Worraliberty-do think she should habe gone for WorraFuckinLiberty though & yes Fuckckyouchris etc...
I do like my name though I tend to change every gew months & have never loved any as much as my 1st MN name...

FelicityLemon · 18/09/2015 22:30

HeartsTrumpDiamonds sadly I had to retire that screen name after the hacking hoo ha when I couldn't log in. As you can see I didn't have to go far for a replacement. Xmas Grin

DameDancealot · 18/09/2015 22:37

I like grinandtonic saw it on a thread last night and thought how cool

SanityClause · 18/09/2015 22:40

I used to like CumquatsAreTheLonelyFruit.

Feckingfeckfeck · 18/09/2015 22:53

My user name was inspired my chronically Irish grandad.

Sternin · 18/09/2015 23:07

WannabeLaraCroft, I am also a Wannabe Lara Croft so I guess I'm envious of your name. Grin

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