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AIBU?

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AIBU username envy

343 replies

Stillyummy · 18/09/2015 17:27

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

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ChopinLizt · 18/09/2015 19:26

Is anyone called

Iagreewithyou or You'reright ?

I think it would cause mischief on the SAHM/WOHM, private/state and all those threads.

GoldPlatedShitGibbon · 18/09/2015 19:31

What does TSSDNCOP stand for?

StubbleTurnips · 18/09/2015 19:32

I always have username envy. I especially like a harry potter film NNs.

PennyHasNoSurname · 18/09/2015 19:35

gold - The Secret Society Does Not Comment On Procedure

GoldPlatedShitGibbon · 18/09/2015 19:37

Ooh, I like it. Is it in reference to anything in particular?

SeanPencil · 18/09/2015 19:41

Bloody hell, I've just counted up and I've had 48 user names! I wonder whether MN only has about 20 subscribers.

LargeGoldAtrociousCunt · 18/09/2015 19:47

SeanPencil I have just counted and I have 80! bloody hell, I have no life!

EmilyPunkhurst · 18/09/2015 19:47

I think also that I end up liking the names where I like the posts - so I'm rather fond of Gruach at the moment as she has been giving bloody brilliant advice over on S&B.

I also like some of the onomatopoeiac ones, like Squoosh.

Cherrybakewells1 · 18/09/2015 19:56

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squidzin · 18/09/2015 20:00

I love how Mary Beard's username is Marybeard. But then I just love Mary Beard Grin.

MartinRohdesBellybuttonFluff · 18/09/2015 20:06

Some usernames always make me smile like NoArmaniNoPunani and FanjoForTheMammaries. I was just doing a search for something and came across ihavetheclap Grin I like the rude ones evidently!

Since hackergate I haven't been able to get back to my usual username Angry It wasn't rude or even that witty but it was mine Sad. There have been a lot of name changes and I don't recognise a lot of the posters names at the moment.

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LibrariesGaveUsP0wer · 18/09/2015 20:13

It's the Secret Service does not comment on procedure. A recurring line from The West Wing that Olivia likes to quote on threads.

Wehavealwayslivedinthecastle · 18/09/2015 20:22

I was just thinking of fanjoforthemammaries too. Love fuckyouchrisandthathorse,anyfucker and eatshitderek

DirtyMugPolice · 18/09/2015 20:44

Isn't there one called Mary Berry's Eyelashes? I like that one. And WorraLiberty.

MissBEverdene · 18/09/2015 20:48

I like PeppaFuckingPig Grin because surely around 99% of parents have muttered that under their breath at some point after being forced to watch yet another episode of the annoying little swine.

CatThiefKeith · 18/09/2015 20:51

ahbollocks. Is it really? Shock

Mintyy · 18/09/2015 20:52

My favourites will forever be

Schneebly

IveGotTightsOlderThanYouLove

and

Ilovemyteddies

MarieJeanne · 18/09/2015 20:53

I wanted to be GladysFriday and then TillyMint and then LadyMuck but they were all taken but I have never seen them posting, so, where are you

MarieJeanne · 18/09/2015 20:54

I liked MadameOvary

MyFavouriteClintonisGeorge · 18/09/2015 20:58

Op, why not call yourself usernameinferioritycomplex? That's a brilliant name.

Proginoskes · 18/09/2015 21:00

Mine's from the book A Wind In The Door. Apparently I've been a little sarky of late and reminded DH of a certain wise and loving (but crabby) cherubim. Confused

Cerseithequeen · 18/09/2015 21:00

Love PeppaFuckingPig!!!

SuffolkNWhat · 18/09/2015 21:03

Mine is sweary without being obvious

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 18/09/2015 21:04

There are actually quite a lot of us Pratchett inspired namers. Gawds bless 'im.