AIBU username envy

[Stillyummy]

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

I used to like TapirBackRider but I've not seen her in a while. I also like CakesOnATrain.

I love a pun name!

TillyMint used to post a lot but haven't seen her for a bit. But who knows - we've all changed our names recently. I have :)

I like:
Ovaryhill; and
FanjoForTheMammaries

I have around 200 usernames and I love them all.

I will always be proud of winning the hallowe'en namechange comp TWICE. That fecker's going on my CV.

It doesn't make up for the fact that I have bog all to say for myself sadly.

Isn't she BigTillyMint? I think I've seen her quite recently.

I liked AtYourCervix and FuckMePinkandCallMeRosie

I love cunnyfunt and similar. And my own name. In fact I love any that have profanity in it.
It's my fourth since registering. My first one was my actual name and birth year. I used it for only one post though.

Best Christmas name ever is CliffRichardSucksEggsInHell (was that Rhubs or Custy?). Or SackAche. I miss Toothy. She was the first person to have a proper row with me.

I like "OhWhatFuckeryIsThis"?
(I prefer caps in a username!)

I NC all the time but think I might go back to a previous username which had the word 'fucking'. Partly because it pretty much guarantees I will never be quoted by the Daily Mail, but also because I sort of enjoy watching people who don't like swearing try and find a way to quote me.

MarmaladeTwatkins is my favourite but possibly because her posts are bonkers.

I don't really get why AnyFucker is such a loved username. Is it really clever and I just don't get it?

I'm a serial name changer but try to keep them TP related.

I always liked TwoIfBySea, plus motherinferior and the inferiority complex from which she hailed. Sheik/intergalactic and Yuno too. Oh EleanorHandbasket tickled me greatly.

Oh I like everybody.

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary pleases me greatly. I want to say honey, you should see me in a crown every time I see you.

I was jealous of someone called "Cumberbitch" so I used a reference from Sherlock for mine.

High fives Show of Hands

(...but did you mean "crown"?...)

FuckYouChris is the winner.

I have had some brilliant names modest moi? but as I name change almost daily no one ever remembers them, mind you it could just be because I'm deluded and that they are actually a bit crap.

I always thought that SirChenjin was pronounced like 'searching gin'

I always read ChickensHaveEyebrows as ChickenShaveEyebrows.

C'mon... Everyone loves Worra because it's Worra, so loving that one doesn't count (no points!)

I liked ChwatFeechers, but she hasn't posted for a while. I also clock the name Welshmaenad because I'm a little bit in love with her (shhhh. Don't tell her, because she doesn't know, but she's my secret crush). She seems to post a lot but in batches, so she goes quiet, and I don't think she's on at the moment.

I also liked "mypubesarestraight", esp because there was a thread about why we've picked our names (this was before hackergate, obvs) and she posted and said "errrrm" which I thought was funny.

The punning ones make me smile.

But I find if I like a poster, I warm to their name, even if I didn't like it originally (like my lovely Welsh!) (not that I disliked it, but it didn't do anything for me before I loved her. I assume she lives among the hills and the valleys and listens to Tom Jones when she's not on MN)

My favourite is GiddyOnZachHunt (I may have slightly misspelt it there). Took me ages to get it though

Mmm gonna get linched here but I just don't get the sweary names.
I'm certainly no 'miss high and mighty' but - why???

I wont lynch you Neath, I agree. It's like when comedians think a perfectly ordinary sentence become a joke when they swear. I don't get that either. Don't object to swearing I just don't understand why it's entertaining.

it's because of the people who can't deal with the swearing and twitch their way around it. That is very funny!

and, btw, if they are a good comedian, there's a joke in there too. the swearing is incidental, but also funny.

but I am a "potty-mouth".

Tirfarthoinn

You are not alone with regard to AnyFucker. It's not clever and you're not missing anything.

I genuinely have no idea why her username or even the majority of her posts have such a cult following on these hallowed boards.