AIBU username envy

[Stillyummy]

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

I did! I was OvOntToSuckYourBlood. Must be said in your best Dracula accent.

I won a massive chest of chocolates from Amelie for one Easter name competition

My original MN name was BecauseImWorthIt, and so for Easter it became BecauseImWoeufIt.

Ooooh dixienormas....i love it

I love BerylStreep and also SirChenjin (now it's been explained! and UterusUterusGali.

I'm in awe of the wonderful wit on MN

Are you boasting, Dixie?

Waves at TelephoneIgnoringMachine

One that always makes me smile, but I haven't seen for a while, is something like MyCatsABiggerBastardThanYours

Sirchenjin took memonths a while to work out. There was a mnetter called saycoolsaywhip its a family guy joke made me laugh when i saw it, im not clever or witty enough to have a good name,

Anneneightmair (or something i can never remember)

Mrsjayy Your name fascinates me more so than clever puns. Spill!

I love Cutteduppear it's too sweet. Also the sweary names. And there's a few star trek related ones I adore but can't recall at the moment as I've just had a strong hot toddy to cure my cold

Oh god just got SirChenJin, liked tethersend - I really wanted that one

I always liked Japanese Margaret - ohthehugemantee (I always liked that joke but I wish she was a lefty ) and Buffytheaccidentalfeminist

A couple that I love but haven't seen around for a while are MyCatIsaBiggerBastardThanYours and BraceYourselfMavis.

See I am always slightly bemused when I see Anyfucker getting singled out on a thread like this as it seems totally wrong as way back when the grass was green and all around here was just fields I believe she ended up with the name due to a thread she was posting on.

Lots of names around that amuse but sadly they either escape me or have already been mentioned.

I used to love BupcakesAndCunting (did she leave? Haven't seen her in ages) and EnormaSnob always makes me too (clearly I'm just childish!)

Oh yes Bupcakes! And didny she often get called Buppers?

Not sure if she flounced or NCd

Thanks Bagels

BecauseImOeufIt was very very clever.

NorbertDentressangle I always cheer when I see you on the motorway (I'm 57).

SiChenjin is genius as is awombwithoutafoof. I love the puns and the swearing as well.

Also just getting in early with my apt christmas name since Tesco have got FUCKING TINSEL out this week...

dexra Are you ready for this another mumsnetter met me on netmums she would either call me 'Mrs' or J (first letter of my name) she said you would like mumsnet its more you so i came over to the dark side and this was the first thing i could think of not that witty or clever