Public nipple licking on holiday?

[Boysclothes]

I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

In the interest of my oh-so-fragile psyche, I believe I will outfit my entire family with these hats on our next promenade.

I am never going on holiday again.

I don't think it's OK in public anyway, even if your 3 year old was elsewhere.

This had made me want to go on holiday.

Best thread I have EVER read on MN.

Please, PLEASE keep posting the AI AIBUs

I feel a bit sorry for anal man. I bet he'd have got the a clap when he finished round here.

Anal man

Nothing like this ever happens at Bluestone

I go on Holiday to Haven caravan parks, Mnetters don't really think it's their thing, but at least there is no pooing in plant pots or loud anal.
There was a private pool, well a muddy puddle outside the caravan but same thing.

VivaLaBeaver I hope your DD wasn't too upset.

She got over it.

Just don't think she could comprehend adults been so nasty and horrible. I was so proud of her because she was only little and they were so big and shouty. They were shouting at another girl who dd had been playing with and dd told them it was her who had accidently clobbered their grandchild while they'd been playing in the pool not the girl they were shouting at. She she owned up and kept saying sorry.

Scary thing is the violent one said she was a childminder!

I did tell her I wouldn't leave a hamster in her care never mind a child.

anal man

Love these stories! I feel so grateful to have only seen nipple sucking (and stretching. DH wants me to mention they were stretched).

Walked back past today and BoobsOut had her top on. NipSucks was drinking a clear drink (suspect G&T).

This thread has put a smile back on my face.

Funniest thread I have read in a long old time! Loving the contributors, in particular the AI sexual confessions.

I once witnessed a public nosh by the side of a pool. It had started raining, that hot rain you get abroad, and the pool was warm, so me and DP stayed in while everyone else ran off.

Apart from one couple who decided the sun lounger was ideal place for a rainy romantic blow job. And one old man who moved closer and closer to watch until noshing lady got the hump and they huffed off upstairs- no doubt to finish him off.

We just swam about and made horrified amused faces to each other pretended not to notice the action, it was great fun.

I love this thread .

Laurie, did that happen in August 2013? If so, they were from our village and on their honeymoon.

We've had a blow by blow, in great depth account of a very similar incident.

I hope they don't do anal in the swim-up pool. I think the filtration systems drawn the line at mummy milk.

Laughing hysterically at anal man.

Doughdoe: just south of the A1/A421 junction is a swinger's club. I went on their website while stuck in a traffic jam. Prominent on it were warnings about sex in the jacuzzi blocking the jets....

Doughdoe: just south of the A1/A421 junction is a swinger's club. I went on their website while stuck in a traffic jam

sure you did

can you link to the hotel op?

swim up rooms sound amazing and weird all at once, cant really see from the picture posted above, are they like wide open so everyone can look in?

And before you ask 'how did I know they were doing Anal'?

Because the bloke was grunting 'anal, anal, anal' over and over again.

Brilliantly, brilliantly awful.

The only AI we've been on was our honeymoon, and it was terribly naice (the kind of place we'd never normally be able to afford). The worst thing that happened was watching uncoordinated drunk white people attempting to limbo.

Oh, and fingering is the world's most pointless sexual activity.

Oh it so isn't!