Public nipple licking on holiday?

[Boysclothes]

I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

Dear Christ Ihave not bun sex! Those poor unsuspecting rolls.

Now afraid I'm going to wake the children laughing at "luxury free shitting on atrium planting".

Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK

I'm sure for most it's not such a distant memory!

Shameless place marking as looking forward to next story.

What time is it there OP? Can you give us a little something to see us through our working day..?

Never done a package holiday, let alone AI. I don't think I'm tough enough. Or have enough pearls to survive the clutching.

I want the OP's list of AIBUs, now!

Hurry up and post your next AIBU thread, OP - I have even done my first 'advanced search' to see if you have!!

We were on a beach in Cyprus ones pre-kids and no-one told us it was a nudist beach where lots of things went on...we found it quite amusing though and went behind a large rock and got a bit frisky

Years ago my, then, DP and I were on holiday with another couple and their three DC who ranged from 4 - 11 yo. Hired a jeep for a few days and, one day, found a fabulous, deserted beach. While we were still standing by the car, a naked guy came strolling out of the sand dunes. He had a deep, all over tan except for his nethers, which were a bit red (clearly nude sunbathing was something he didn't do very often). The 4yo yelled at the top of his voice, "LOOK DADDY, THAT MAN'S GOT A RED BOTTOM - JUST LIKE A BABOON". We beat a hasty retreat

Looking forward to the next instalment, OP!

Did your child even notice until your DP shouted at the nipple licker? I love holiday stuff like that, I dine out on it for years!

StarsInTheNightSky I'm aghast that it was Kuoni. Crapping in plant pots isn't the kind of thing I'd expect on one of their holidays.

Spat my tea out sniggering at 'like flamboyant dogging ' ... because those who do normal dogging are of course, so terribly discreet and wouldnt want peeps watching oooh dear me no. Sazzle

Most AI resorts are anything but. Punters get drawn in by the 'All Inclusive' strap line in the advertising but soon realise the small print usually involves a limit to how many alocholic drinks you can have, additional charges for watersports/activities or to eat premium items off the menu. The holiday resort is usually then dominated by loud arguments between cutomers and staff over said additional charges.

@Yoko

We were on a beach in Cyprus ones pre-kids and no-one told us it was a nudist beach where lots of things went on...we found it quite amusing though and went behind a large rock and got a bit frisky

Typo?

Ewwwwwww.
YANBU.

I'm a prude, really, I can't imagine anything worse than being surrounded by topless people, but what you've described is nasty, what is wrong with people that they feel the need to put on a show in public.

I've never been AI (I keep thinking Artificial Insemination, which I've also never done) but suspect I'd be caught out by the small print.

I'm not a connoisseur at all but I'm a bit picky about drinks so I might not want most of the drinks on offer.

I'd probably spend the whole two weeks on water. I don't even like lemon in my water and am picky about sparkling types - it's Badoit only - so would probably ask for chilled Evian or a glass of tap.

People on AI (Artificial Intelligence?) might think I was some kind of ascetic who balanced crossed-legged on a post in Tibet. That would be wrong.

I went to a party sponsored by a gin company. All free. I like gin a lot so was really looking forward to it. But you couldn't get a gin and tonic . It was restricted to three cocktails - gin mixed with ginger ale, pomegranate juice and something minty/lemony.

I hate mint. It's disgusting, gets in my teeth and makes me wheeze.

The same people organised a party for a whisky brand. I don't like whisky.

I went to another extremely stylish party sponsored by a lager company where you could only drink lager or weird lager-based cocktails. Lager, limoncello and mint was one .

I drank water all night at all of them. They were the longest nights of my life. They were organised by the same people who were presumably completely fucking taste-challenged teetotallers.

They think I don't drink, which has turned out well in the long run because they were work things and now they have totally misplaced respect in my integrity and sobriety.

If there were decent drinks on offer I might definitely have said or done something to compromise that image.

PS I originally put the brand names in there but have deleted just in case anyone from that company is on MN

We saw nipple sucking once in a very crowded beach in Croatia once. Their OWN 3yo was sat with them.

Also had the pleasure of 2 young women tidying up their Brazilians with tweezers just in front of us.

None of the above were British, and no non-British holiday makers batted an eyelid!

The AIs I've done have included everything. Most recent one in st lucia even had a champagne bar and all champagne included (that was the one where we conceived!)

Funny you should mention Croatia.

My first foreign holiday was age 10 to Dubrovnik when the it was in Yugoslavia.

My parents and I stumbled onto a nudist section of the beach while looking for a space. I was walking in front of them and became aware that they - my mum, mostly - were muttering about the suitability of the sights.

I wasn't traumatised but I vividly remember a man innocently bending down in front of me and viewing his hanging undercarriage.

It looked a bit reddish mauve and pimply - a bit like this.

I didn't hear of lychees until a good 15 years later.

We were once on a self-catering holiday in an apartment in Menorca. Each apartment had its own balcony, divided off from the one next door by a 6' foot wall. Husband is a bit over 6' and he was standing on our balcony gazing around at the scenery etc, when he turned to me looking as shocked as I'd ever seen him and and said in a whispered croak: "There's a woman lying on the next door balcony stark naked and she's got her minge out and everything!' I was laughing too much to get him to explain, and I couldn't see over the dividing wall (being 5' 3") but we went into our apartment where he told me she had been lying with her knees up and splayed out to each side, a la gynae exam. The poor woman was probably sure she would not be overlooked, so I don't blame her, though I did wonder why she wanted to tan her labia. Next day she had erected the clothes drying horse and hung it with towels to give her some privacy. The rest of that day the memory would come back to him and he'd look at me and say 'her minge. I saw her minge'.

We go self catering...so boring.

Ooh no. Burnt labia Reg. Ouchy. Unless she had covered it liberally in Ambre Solaire?

Lol love these Ai stories. Come on Op with the next installment.

Have been on several AI holidays never seen anything like this - clearly I'm picking the wrong ones!! OP YANBU that's just gross esp in a hotel for families.

Literally been crying with laughter at these and DS and DD think I'm mad laughing at my phone!

Also been on an AI holiday in Egypt where a couple were doing Anal very loudly on the balcony (drunk)

Literally the least private place possible as there were iron sides to the balcony, they were on a lounger up above the brick part

at 8pm in full view of the 500 ish people in the outdoor buffet restaurant

And before you ask 'how did I know they were doing Anal'?

Bevause the bloke was grunting 'anal, anal, anal' over and over again.

The whole restaurant fell totally silent, dumbstruck - probably in the hope he would notice the sudden silence.

Nope. He finished. And no one cheered and just went back to their dinner

Huh, nipple sucking is nothing! A couple of years back DH, kids and I had the misfortune of going to pontins, there were a big group of 20 something couples. We're were sat at a table waiting for kiddies disco to start when we noticed one of the couples on the next table were actually shagging on the chair girl was sat astride the man. Cue dd saying loudly " daddy what are they doing?"
we beat a hasty retreat back to our chalet (cell!)