Public nipple licking on holiday?

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I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

I am boggled that, that photo was a).a woman
b) 52

Holidays seem to bring out the best, the worst and the ridiculous in people!

I have nothing that risqué, unfortunately.

Was nearly assulted by a giant crab that hissed at us. it was actually a normal sized crab that cast an enormous shadow up the wall as we came back to our room.

52!!!!! She must have had a hard paper round.

Oh, I now have the 'fear'. Going (reluctantly) on my first ever AI as I'm fussy about food and worry about food hygiene. I now have to add potential impromptu sex shows as I usher the DC to the pool to the list.

My only experience of AI was on honeymoon. On the first night we slipped into the huge resort jacuzzi for a spot of relaxation after a long flight and thought that the other people were looking at us oddly. Being the loved up pre occupied couple we were not much heed was paid but we did think it was strange.

The next night the barman took DH to the side and advised him that that particular jacuzzi became the 'swingers jacuzzi' in the evening.

Honestly, I'm from NI, I couldn't have been more shocked. I was just not used to such shenanigans. I wouldn't go back in it again, even during the day.

at swingers jacuzzi.

Swingers jacuzzi, sounds very unhygienic

I only went on one AI - and would never ever do it again. Apart from being preyed upon by one couple who wouldn't leave us alone because we came from a town somewhat close to their's at home, there was a huge family who got totally and utterly rat arsed by 9am every day. They screeched and shouted and had rows and made up every day for hours - it was exhausting just being near them. Worst of all, the granny had this huge cyst thing on her wrist. One morning she came down and it had burst - BUT SHE STILL SWAM IN THE POOL!!!

YABU. structure your promenade so you don't gawp into people's private spaces.

World doesn't revolve around your 3 yo. I think he's banging on about it because is parents made such a big deal about it. My 3yos wouldn't have paid them much attention. But the neither would I.

Did you miss the bit about the way the hotel is designed. It means there's no way you can miss seeing it.

LovelyFriend- they weren't in private, but they should have been!

The general public could walk past their pool and see the couple both as they approached their pool and as they walked past their pool.

I don't think the OP is expecting the world to revolve around her 3 year old. I'm in my 40s and I would have thought it far too intimate to do in front of the public. I don't want to see it in the same way I don't want watch someone having a deep tongue snog right in front of me.

Could "Anal" have been the lady's name perhaps???

Oh this thread has made me chuckle-OP I want to hear more from you -I need the buggy AIBU?

Could "Anal" have been the lady's name perhaps???

I was thinking similar. Or at least something that sounded like Anal.

This thread is going to end up in one of the scuzzier tabloids. CLOONEY IN NAKED BALCONY SEX ROMP IN ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORT SHOCKER. "I could hardly believe my eyes", said a fellow holiday maker, "I was surprised to see him here anyway, but his behaviour after a day on the free sangria was disgraceful." She added "I hear he also shits in pot plants".

'Anal' - I can't wait to see that on a baby name thread. "What should we call our honeymoon baby?"

leedy

I know someone called Aynil pronounced anal. I also know someone called Hardik.

Some names just have a completely different meaning in English.

Leedy!!

YANBU. There's too much condoning of inappropriate behaviour. There's a time and a place, and that wasn't it.

A couple of years ago DH & I went to a tiny Caribbean island. The rooms were individual cottages along the beach.
We woke up really early one morning (jet leg) and decided to walk round the island, only to find a couple shagging on the sand by the waters edge.
By the time they'd seen us/we'd seen them coming it was too late for them to move so they just lay there very still, corpse like. Being British we paddled waist high fully dressed in the sea looking the other way.
There were only 20 rooms and we never did work out which couple they were.

I'd love to have sex on the beach but I'm prude enough that I could only do it if absolutely no chance of discovery!
So er... never!

The holiday sounds wonderful though. I love the idea of cottages on a small caribe an island :)

By the time we'd seen them coming it was too late for them to move - they were probably just spent, cathcustard

The best open air sex act I saw was in Ibiza 20+ years ago.

When we returned from clubbing one night, a 15 year old who was on holiday with her parents was being eaten out noisily, standing against the wall of our hotel, which was on the main road.

As 18 year olds, we thought it was hilarious, but the couple walking behind us, her parents, didn't find it quite so amusing.

Cue red faced, prim and proper girl being watched like a hawk for the remainder of her holiday. Shame!

We're off on our first AI holiday in a month to Cape Verde, which looks Naice but may well be an oasis of heavy petting public shitters.

A quick tip to anyone thinking shagging on a beach is sexy, also gleaned from my trip to Ibiza: sand up your chuff is deeply unpleasant, and despite what Paltrow may think, you really do not need to exfoliate it.