Public nipple licking on holiday?

[Boysclothes]

I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

You may not be doing it right

Actually dying with laughter at anal man!!

Desperate for buggy gate or did I miss it!

I second that thought...does slight shiver and blushes.

Oops ..was referring to not doing eerrrrmmm "fingering" right. ...no comment on anal man....or woman. ..blushes more and more.

Raises hand politely Can I just ask a few questions about the man shitting in the plant pot in the hotel reception? Was he a member of staff, a guest, someone who just wandered in? Did you ever see the plant pot being cleaned? Why did the reception staff just shrug?

I didn't mean that to be in bold at the beginning! Just meant to put asterisks!

sad: showed it to DW when I got home. Because, Firefox Sync.

Actually, what is it with all these sex shops on the A1? I can't imagine anything grimmer than a former Little Chef soaked in fumes.

Well you don't get any of this sort of behaviour in the Kruger Park.

Well you do.

But it is proper animals behaving thus.

Defecating in public parts of hotels is really quite a thing. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556003/Dennis-Rodman-got-drunk-vomited-defecated-North-Korean-hotel.html

Defecating in public parts of hotels is really quite a thing

bloodyhell!! wonder if trip advisor or booking.com have a box you can tick to ensure your search doesn't bring up atrium shittable hotels?

Shitting in the swimming pool is also a favoured holiday activity. www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722828/Hotel-threatens-1-400-fines-rowdy-Brits-caught-pooing-swimming-pools-disgusting-new-logging-craze-exposes-guests-harmful-bacteria.html

You may not be doing it right

Do you mean he wasn't supposed to stick it up my nose??

You never know you might meet this lady in your hotel this summer!

Wow!

This thread is amazing.

phenomenal headline there, tenieht

I like 'logging' for 'deliberately shitting in the swimming pool'. I think that's a great word.

I suspect the Daily Mail have made it up, but still.

At a guess I would say OP is at a First Choice Holiday Village....ah the memories.... NEVER AGAIN.

Oh god, I'm too scared to go on holiday ever again! Not that I've ever been, or indeed am likely to go on an AI (because of the cost, but now also the fear) - but still. Shudder.

Another AI holiday here. In the Caribbean. Topless thong-wearing woman (quite fit, with huuuge implants -it was very obvious, not a very good job either if you ask me) was lying on her back on the sand right by the shore while her husband massaged her boobs and kissed her on the chest. They did this every day for hours!

DH and I started making fun of them in our native language (not English) every time we passed by them. Some days later we heard him talk on the phone and he was speaking the same language as us!!!! They must have heard us but just didn't care...

For the record I don't usually judge women's boob jobs but when someone has them out in the open in a public space while their husband massages and licks/kisses/sucks on them I can't help it

I've just read this thread, I think that it is one of my favorites ever. Along with the one with the woman who stood behind the same couple on the tube platform every day, which is in classics.

Pooing in the lobby man is just incomprehensible. How could anyone actually do that.

Well having only ever been on uk caravan park type holidays I always lusted after AI holidays in the sun.

Not any more.

Think I'll stick to Butlins with all the normal people.

Yes Hopper I am feeling quite smug about my Haven holidays now.

I think anal man might be my new hero!

I went to Benidorm recently when a 20 ish year old tried to put his own willy up his bum (his own words when questioned). Was hilarious, he was confused why it just didn't fit!

I dread to think of the pain he was in the next day