Public nipple licking on holiday?

[Boysclothes]

I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

If it's a public as you say, then very odd behaviour. However, I'd be very disappointed to have booked a luxury suite with private swim up pool to find it was that public.

What does AI mean?

I've never been on an AI holiday - please explain why they're uniquely awful?

As for shitting in flower pots: WTF?

AI is all inclusive.

I've been on lots but they've never been this interesting

Irish dancing is the worst I've got up to, in public at least

I'm more shocked at your casual use of Promenading to be frank OP! Do you live in 1920s Biarritz?

Sure there was not an L to many in that public area?

And what is AI?

Swim up room? What for? What IS that?

AI = All inclusive

seaoflove DH was setting himself at my aghast whisper shriek of "but there's not even any toilet paper!" In what he calls my C3P0 voice . Sorry OP, please tell us more.

Quint I presume it's a hotel room with a door, or French Window leading directly to a little offshoot of the pool.

i love ALL of this
I reckon your son could tell it was weird. Hence the obsessive quesitoning

MrsNextDoor Exactly what I thought. I wondered if promenading was some kind of sexy time.

I have seen this in a non AI hotel at the side of the main swimming pool FFS! Some people just have no filter, on anything.

Wetting, not setting.

Sitdown Whenever a phrase or word strikes me as odd, I Google image it...and sure enough, the word Promenading brought me images from Edwardian England.

Promenading: To stroll with the intention of seeing and being seen.

So your dh was lurking on the grassy verge between the pool "arms" and the rooms???

MrsNextDoor Hee hee! Brilliant images. I'm trying to imagine how I'm going to drop promenading into casual conversation tomorrow. Because that has to happen.

I'm going to suggest a promenade to DH! We can stroll past our local Poundstretcher with the intention of seeing and being seen. Or perhaps to Aldi or something?

im sorry, i have been completely derailed by someone shitting in a flower pot in the hotel lobby comment... i need more details.

Honestly i love AI Holidays. But i didnt think anyone could have seen worse than the time i watched (for a good 20 min) a rather robust older gent get his head and arm wedged in the sleeve of his t-shirt (the spanish bar man cut him out in the end)

Someone help me, the only thing I understand about this thread is the nipple sucking.

Is anyone else thinking "bitty bitty" or is it just me?

Promenading: To stroll with the intention of seeing and being seen

That's what they do in Italy. Generally at sunset but often before.

It's a completely normal cultural habit that British people find unusual but quite enchanting.

I've no idea where the OP comes from or whether she is genuine or what you might be trying to imply about her. I'd say strolling myself, but who knows?

However, people on holiday do behave in icky ways and this sounds like one of them.

I like to sunbathe topless but I wouldn't be happy if DH sucked my nipples anywhere I'd think was in view. Neither would he. Good thing we agree, because I think I'd give him a karate chop to the throat if he tried it outside the bedroom.

They are in a private area and you looked for long enough to see him leave the room walk to the sun bed lay down then lick her nipple?
You shouldn't have been looking in the first place.

I need to know more about shitting in flower pots

Aw I'm not implying anything about OP! I think it's a lovely word. Just unusual!

How do you stop a 3yo looking CatMilkMan? How do you even know they're looking until they've commented on it?