Public nipple licking on holiday?

[Boysclothes]

I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

Clear, surprisingly, Neilson don't appear to offer the AI booze option any longer. So sadly the après ski shenanigans just wouldn't be the same these days...

I hope that my complaint had much to do with their decision .

Bloody hell, I went to Haven and none of this happened, the worst thing we saw was a grown women dancing whilst wearing a pokemon hoody, and I do believe that was me.
All these holidays with bun sex and nipple licking and private pools with shitting in plant pots.

I only ever went on one AI holiday. Thomas Cook I think, was Egypt.

Two Scouse chavs (im sorry but they made Shameless look naice) screamed abuse at my 8yo dd calling her a fucking slag. Properly screaming in her face. As I extracted her from the situation and calmly pointed out they weren't been very polite one of them properly punched me.

This was all poolside with people running out onto balconys and hanging over to watch the show!

was this your hotel here ?

Don't do holidays. Too many animals. Am now v v glad.

AI just conjures up images of the old AI man coming round to inseminate cows. I am obviously now Old and Fuddyduddy.

I agree with your son, public nippleage is for those who are still breast feeding. He INBU

I'm going on an AI holiday in 5 weeks to Benidorm of all places. I should have some interesting stories to tell upon my return.

Actually I went away recently (NOT all inclusive!) and stayed on the 2nd (top) floor. Lovely balcony and beautiful view. The ground floor rooms had large decking areas with own private tiny pool at the end of the decking (not joining to main pool area). We could see everything they were doing on their decking and in their pools... not in the least private (so could anyone walking past on the beach as they front the beach). We couldn't afford the ground floor rooms and after seeing them from above would never want one anyway - no privacy at all! Didn't see anything interesting though.

^I only ever went on one AI holiday. Thomas Cook I think, was Egypt

What do you expect? You should have gone Kuoni. It's the Waitrose of holiday packages.

I love an AI holiday. The people watching during an AI is second to none.

Clear, surprisingly, Neilson don't appear to offer the AI booze option any longer

Pity, isn't it, Shockers? (Though I applaud your stance and complaint.)

I don't know Limited our plant pot experience was on a Kuoni AI, makes me wonder where the crapping would have been if we'd have booked with someone else!

I've been skiing with Esprit a few times and they always did as much wine as you can drink with the evening meal. God I had some headaches for morning skiing.

DHs best friend and me always used to get plastered while our respective spouses I don't think were too impressed!

It was Kuoni? Well, you don't usually get that sort of thing.

Spat my tea out sniggering at 'like flamboyant dogging ' ... because those who do normal dogging are of course, so terribly discreet and wouldnt want peeps watching oooh dear me no. LMAO. I've now got an image of said flamboyant dogging in an M&S car park come daytime with little old ladies getting out coffee flasks and a custard cream .....

After the plant-pot-shitting i clutched my pearls so tightly they snapped. I don't think i'm ready for AI

peeps seem to be taking AI bit literally

or maybe there's something in the small print 'three full meals a day, unlimited local spirits, tops and fingers at any location in complex, luxury free shitting on atrium planting'

I'm sure I heard something about the Camerons Doing It on holiday and getting spotted by promenaders

ugh

I'd be at the reps desk first thing making a scene and angling for a refund

Confession time - I'm 46, have friends who have been AI, and read about them here too, but I've only just realised that booze is included too!! How can they make a profit? they wouldn't if I was there

I went AI two weeks ago and didn't drink any booze at all. I did it wrong didn't I?!

Blimey, well this knocks my 'raccoon in the bar' AI story into a cocked hat.

< boak face at Muddha's hideous revelation

Urgh Muddha

This thread has been exceptional.....simply exceptional. Lying in bed laughing out loud. Fab way to end a pretty norm day! Thank you to OP for sharing and to all others who replied.