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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

413 replies

DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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FightOrFlight · 04/02/2015 22:34

Mostlyjustaluker Wed 04-Feb-15 20:25:28
Not British but Hans Linde.

ooooh, I was going to say him (but only if he's clean-shaven) Grin

Butteredparsnips · 04/02/2015 22:36

Another one for the new Greek PM

Oh and Andy Burnham has really lovely eyelashes.

CaptainJamesTKirk · 04/02/2015 22:38

Eurgh... You lot are making me queasy!

GentlyBenevolent · 04/02/2015 22:40

Chukka. He's gorgeous and he's the only politician who sounds like a normal person. Failing that (I know he's out of my league) - Boris. He's read a book (more than one in fact) which makes him unique among our current crop of politicians. Tony Benn would obviously have been wonderful. We shall never see his like again.

Doingakatereddy · 04/02/2015 22:41

Peter Mandleson (if he was straight!)

colleysmill · 04/02/2015 22:44

I've not yet got over the sight of George Galloway and his cat antics all those years ago on celebrity big brother. Enough to put me off politicians for life.

AuntieStella · 04/02/2015 22:48

Here's a handsome collection of Swedish politicos. No idea what parties they represent, but I'm not sure I care

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
AuntieStella · 04/02/2015 22:52

Looking again into Europe, this is the Secretary-General if the Spanish Socialist Workers' Party

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
applecatchers36 · 04/02/2015 22:52

Barak Obama has got it all
Gordon Brown yy moody & mysterious
Ed balls would be rough & ready ( is my prediction Wink )

Peckhamplex · 04/02/2015 22:57

I've just spent longer than is healthy scrolling through politicians faces looking for hot ones. Mostly in vain. So: Chuka it is then.

toffeeboffin · 04/02/2015 23:02

Clinton
Blair

Has no-one mentioned Sarcozy? (sp)

GingerLDN · 04/02/2015 23:05

After The Last Leg - Clegg. Although it feels wrong just saying it Blush

toffeeboffin · 04/02/2015 23:10

I used to have the dirtiest dreams about Tony Blair, fancied him ever since Blush

DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 23:10

Sarcozy, yes, someone has. But no, no one should.
His wife's an entirely different matter though.

Bet Putin's actually post-coital weeper.

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DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 23:15

Oh yes, and Prescott for our angrier shagging needs

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SignoraStronza · 04/02/2015 23:15

I reckon Richard Drax would be rather filthy. according to his former housekeeper

FightOrFlight · 04/02/2015 23:17

Here's a handsome collection of Swedish politicos. No idea what parties they represent, but I'm not sure I care

I do believe they are all Hans Linde - Swedish Left Party.

SaucyJack · 04/02/2015 23:19

It's Hans Linde's birthday today funnily enough. Am bored and Googling.

BlessedAndGr8fulNoInLaws4Xmas · 04/02/2015 23:23

Boris .

FightOrFlight · 04/02/2015 23:24

It's Hans Linde's birthday today funnily enough.

< pushes other MN'ers out of the way to get the first birthday snog kiss >

Happy Birthday sexy Swede - you can get your 'hans' on me any time you like fnar fnar Grin

DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 23:25

ohwhatfuckery, Farage's eyes would pop right out on the bed.

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MorrisZapp · 04/02/2015 23:25

No takers for Tommy Sheridan in his prime?

Financeprincess · 04/02/2015 23:25

You know that the answer is probably Farage, don't ya?

Yes, he is vile and probably smells of stale fags and beer. However, he seems less mimsy than the other three party leaders, who would earnestly set out their plans for the evening, explaining how they had been costed and why their proposed strategy was right for you. Farage would just chuck you on the bed and get stuck in, and he'd take you to the pub afterwards.

Apparently Ed Balls likes to drink beer straight from the can, wearing tracksuit bottoms and watching telly, when relaxing at home in his wife's Castleford constituency. Not a very alluring image, is it?

Medoc · 04/02/2015 23:26

Ed Balls is actually a lot better looking in rl, than he is on television/the internet.
I still wouldn't though!

I think I'd honestly rather sleep with Merkel than Cameron/Clegg/Miliband/Sarkozy/Hollande etc.
Grim, grim, grim.

ChippingInGluggingOn · 04/02/2015 23:30

Yep, The Last Leg didn't do Nick Clegg any harm at all. I'd never given it any thought before, but he's actually quite cute, nice smile.

I'll do a hand test & report back. It's only fair.