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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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DarylDixonsDarlin · 04/02/2015 23:31

Obama for sure
And that Scottish lady who has been on the telly a lot recently, is she called Nicola something?

Financeprincess · 04/02/2015 23:34

Nicola Sturgeon?

Has anybody seen her and Jeanette Krankie in the same room at the same time? I am convinced that they are one and the same.

jonicomelately · 04/02/2015 23:35

Alexander Stubb.

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DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 23:36

hand test
Eww.

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FightOrFlight · 04/02/2015 23:38

Has anybody seen her and Jeanette Krankie in the same room at the same time?

Nicola Sturgeon, Angela Merkel, Wee Jimmy Krankie and Ann Robinson would make for a confusing orgy Confused

TooSpotty · 04/02/2015 23:42

I'm going for actual Netherlands MP Tiny Kox. Pronounced Teeny. He has a sexy earnestness.

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 04/02/2015 23:45

Clegg would definitely come and cry. Ick.

I'd give Jim Murphy a go though. I like angry sex.

(Daryl he's the Scottish Man who has been on the telly a bit recently.)

Financeprincess · 04/02/2015 23:46

To check whether it really is tiny, your mean?

ToomuchIsBackOnBootcamp · 04/02/2015 23:47

I met Bill Clinton briefly years ago, and he was astoundingly charismatic and handsome in real life (this was many moons ago), hypnotic eyes, had the entire room captivated in about 5 seconds. So he would be my vote, but only if time travel was allowed.

Financeprincess · 04/02/2015 23:47

YOU MEAN, that should have said.

FightOrFlight · 04/02/2015 23:49

Tiny Kox I actually thought that was a joke until I googled it Grin

I was most disappointed to discover his name is really Martinus Josephus Maria Kox Sad

flashystars · 05/02/2015 00:12

William Hague with a paper bag over his head?
Michael Portillo.
I'd do Andy Burnham so not to show party political bias.

KierkegaardGroupie · 05/02/2015 00:13

George Clooney...only a matter of time till he is in the category.

MrsSchadenfreude · 05/02/2015 00:15

this one was quite hot in his yoof. He looked like Tony Hadley. Sadly no more.

flashystars · 05/02/2015 00:19

Zac Goldsmith is beautiful.

MadderPink · 05/02/2015 00:27

Farage noooooooooo!

Barack Obama mmmmmm

I would also quite happily do Boris and Clegg but I'd pick David Miliband over Ed.

Ludoole · 05/02/2015 01:06

Just the thought of any of them makes me sick....

steff13 · 05/02/2015 02:51

Does Prince Harry count as a politician?

I think Vladimir Putin looks like he knows what he's doing, and he'd probably be a bit rough, too. I vote for him.

RosyAuroch · 05/02/2015 03:35

Argggh, I need Brain Bleach. Now. Must look at kittens.

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
FrancesNiadova · 05/02/2015 07:28

None of them.

You know politicians......
They promise the earth, then don't deliver! Wink

FrancesNiadova · 05/02/2015 07:36

I do hope that Tiny Kox doesn't form an alliance with Ed Balls. Confused

GentlyBenevolent · 05/02/2015 07:37

I can't believe I'm the only one whose gone for Chukka. Are you all BLIND??? Confused

GentlyBenevolent · 05/02/2015 07:37

Who's Bloody autocorrect.

TheTravellingLemon · 05/02/2015 07:38

Definitely not Putin. There'd definitely be something weird.He'd make you dress up as a pantomime horse and call him master.

I also met Bill Clinton many years ago and completely agree with toomuch.

Baddz · 05/02/2015 07:39

Clegg.
Only remotely shagable one.