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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

413 replies

DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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HairyOrk · 04/02/2015 20:53

I imagine Nick Clegg would be very apologetic.
I imagine Boris would giggly the moment he got his willy out.
I imagine that Gordon would fall asleep.

stubbornstains · 04/02/2015 20:54

Yessss BB! Yanis Varoufakis! In his bike leathers! Off to veto TTIP and save us all! (swoons).

treaclesoda · 04/02/2015 20:54

I will never recover from the horror of this thread. Some thoughts can't be un-thought.

Butterflywings168 · 04/02/2015 21:02

Yanis Varoufakis looks a bit like my recently-became-ex-p. So I probably would

TheTravellingLemon · 04/02/2015 21:02

Boris certainly has had the practice.

David Cameron is a bit too arrogant to be generous in the bedroom, if you see what I mean.

George Osborne would be fumbling around like a virgin on prom night.

Tony Blair would probably want to look in a mirror.

Nick Clegg would be eager to please, but it would be over very quickly and leave you with a funny taste in your mouth.

Obama would look fab and promise the world, but when push came to shove, he'd just want a cuddle.

David Miliband would be replaced by his creepy brother half way through.

I'm going for Daniel Poulter. Hardly a world famous statesman but that might make he try harder.Grin

TrojanWhore · 04/02/2015 21:05

Is this Ed's sex face?

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
JoffreyBaratheon · 04/02/2015 21:07

Gordon Brown when (much) younger was very Byronic, I always thought. I would.

There's not a tory alive I'd fancy - they are all like slithering slugs - oily and fat and vile. Or like Mr Burns.

MeganChips · 04/02/2015 21:08

Shudder Trojan!

I'd give Alan Johnson a go. He's intelligent, funny and normal and I bet he'd be very giving.

JoffreyBaratheon · 04/02/2015 21:08

Also I'm probably ther wrong gender for most (male) tory MPs.

FrancesNiadova · 04/02/2015 21:09

Ooh, anyone got ideas for snog, sh@g, avoid?

chantico · 04/02/2015 21:10

Boris wouldn't take himself seriously....

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 04/02/2015 21:13

To the bat cave...!!

vestandknickers · 04/02/2015 21:13

How has nobody mentioned Putin?

He looks like a man who knows what he's doing.

Obama a close second.

Gordon Brown would be my UK choice!

rumbleinthrjungle · 04/02/2015 21:14

Oh God. The biggest turn off in history. PMQ makes me want to slap legs all round and go and drink gin in the bath, not shag anyone.

If I have to choose I'm going to leave Tony Blair having a deep and meaningful wank with the mirror suggested above - only because he'll never even notice I'm gone - and head for a nunnery.

Shudder.

Fadingmemory · 04/02/2015 21:25

Another vote for Boris - he would be such a laugh. I like the blonde mop too!

Nerf · 04/02/2015 21:31

Michael heseltine in his prime...

Petradreaming · 04/02/2015 21:34

I went through a phase of fancying Alan Johnson.... and Simon from the hairy bikers. But I went through early menopause. I blamed that.

Electriclaundryland · 04/02/2015 21:38

I think this is the most disturbing thread I've read on mumsnet.

Rivercam · 04/02/2015 21:40

I didn't like any, until The Last Leg, when I thought Clegg was quite cute. Hadn't really rated him before.

Justgetthruthegoddamday · 04/02/2015 21:44

Clegg could go for hours

HermioneWeasley · 04/02/2015 21:47

This thread has made me LOL.

I appalled my mother once my saying out loud I would like to be the filling in an Obama sandwich. Come on - they are a seriously good looking couple Grin

HouseBaelish · 04/02/2015 21:49

Nicholas Sarkozy. I bet he's amazing

CoupdeFoudre · 04/02/2015 21:54

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Shockers · 04/02/2015 21:54

I read something about sharks before I went to bed last night, then dreamt about them.

I'm regretting reading this thread tonight...

AvaCrowder · 04/02/2015 21:56

Putin. I can't imagine that being a boring bonk.