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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

413 replies

DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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NoArmaniNoPunani · 04/02/2015 21:58

I'd give Ed a sympathy shag.

Clegg looks like the type to let me bum him with a strap on

meandjulio · 04/02/2015 22:00

Angela Merkel
Helle Thorning-Schmidt
Alexis Tsipras
all rolling around on a bed of Euros together

That sexymp site absolutely did my head in.

BigBlackCatLady · 04/02/2015 22:00

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meandjulio · 04/02/2015 22:01

TBH Ed Miliband is very much my type.

Mrsfrumble · 04/02/2015 22:02

Obama. Nice combination of funny, skinny and geeky.

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lauralouise8 · 04/02/2015 22:06

Not Eric Pickles, that is for sure.

Hobbes8 · 04/02/2015 22:07

Andy Burnham's pretty attractive in real life. I've seen Boris Johnson cycling down Whitehall. He looked ever so pleased with himself and was looking around to see who had noticed him.

redexpat · 04/02/2015 22:07

Ive heard that major is absolutely charming, as is clinton.

Helle thorning schmidt of denmark is stunning. As are the leafers of the coalition parties. google enhedslisten to see their leader johanne. in fact the average beauty of the danish politicians is pretty bloody high.

Have also read that sarkozy was nicknamed speedy, hence marrying carla.

Angela merchel speaking german is very sexy. no, really!

Andrewofgg · 04/02/2015 22:07

Grafitti circa 1977:

In one handwriting

JIM CALLAGHAN SHOULD BE BLOODY WELL HUNG!

In another handwriting

HE IS!
AUDREY CALLAGHAN

ShatnersBassoon · 04/02/2015 22:11

Ed Balls. He looks capable. And meaty.

scaevola · 04/02/2015 22:11

I want a man like Putin - there's a whole genre of Russian pop on this theme.

SquirmOfEels · 04/02/2015 22:12

'Ed Balls. He looks capable. And meaty.'

Yeah, but he wouldn't remember your name.

ShatnersBassoon · 04/02/2015 22:14

He would, I'm called Simon.

SaucyJack · 04/02/2015 22:16

Having thought about it properly now, I reckon a young Boris Yeltsin would've given you value for money. He had a certain devil-may-care charm about him.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 04/02/2015 22:16

I reckon Miliband cries after sex.

Cameron would have all the sex appeal of a beached whale.

FreudiansSlipper · 04/02/2015 22:17

Barack Obama
Gordon Brown
Tony Blair, he is very very charming

I think Tristram Hunt maybe worth a go too

AnyFucker · 04/02/2015 22:21

William Hague

He'd be all gruff Yorkshire thankfulness

queenmools · 04/02/2015 22:25

I've just remembered when I was heavily pregnant I had an accidental sexy time dream about Nigel Farage. It was disturbing. When the baby was born she looked a bit like him when she cried. I had to keep reminding myself that it was just a dream.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 04/02/2015 22:25

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AgentProvocateur · 04/02/2015 22:26

Another vote for Gordon Brown here. Blush

RigglinJigglin · 04/02/2015 22:28

Stumbled onto this thread by accident, ye gods....

I might have a view of the House of Lords before I got to chamber

Georgina1975 · 04/02/2015 22:33

Yes. My vote goes for Andy Burnham too, beautiful eyes.

BeaLola · 04/02/2015 22:33

Having laughed, cringed, and wept reading this I'm relieved that I can think of no one suitable but then sad that there is no one ! Perhaps I should change sides ?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/02/2015 22:33

A threeway with Michael fabricant and Farage.
There's one for your nightmares.
(I've made myself ill)