to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

If so, I'm voting for you Nicky, don't lose hope, honey xxx

I'm always struck by how very wrong journalists newspapers get anything I have personal knowledge of. Something to remember when reading them.

Having said that, 'trawl Mumsnet for something to fill this paragraph and make some clickbait' must be the job they give to the unpaid interns/work experience people.

I don't think I'm remotely housewifely!

And, if anyone from The Times is reading this, how about joining and linking the full article (currently behind a paywall) or emailing it to MNHQ and asking them to make it visible to us?

The article wouldn't exist without this thread, so play fair and arrange for those who inspired it to see it.

I don't think that Stalin and Putin would get on. Like Steptoe and son, but nastier, and with a much bigger yard

I think this may be my favourite thing ever on MN. It also made me realise that David Cameron is obviously Timothy Lumsden from Sorry! and Margaret Thatcher is his mother.

I think Maggie was telling John Major off. I love them all. Apart from George Galloway.

Joffrey, that Banastre Tarleton is very pretty, isn't he? Like one of the cast of The Riot Club don't know who, they all looked the same

Stalin as a young chap was a heartbreaker.

In the present day, Hans Linde looks like he'd go. Being Swedish, he'd make you decent coffee afterwards too. And he'd have an amazing shower/wetroom and probably a home sauna.

Not entirely political, but political in a way. The Pope was quite cute when younger. Slightly David Mitchell:

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It also made it to the daily mail. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2961390/Sexy-beast-Ed-Balls-fun-Boris-eager-Nick-Clegg-Ed-Miliband-handcuffed-radiator-Mumsnet-users-discuss-politician-d-like-bed.html

Do journos really have nothing better to do?

ffs such lazy journalism

Own up, who's the Freelancer/Mail Online Employee that wrote an (i use the term loosely) "Article" about this thread?

OMFG, I've been quoted.

In the Mail. Why couldn't it at least have been the Guardian? (sobs)

I don't know who is the hottest politician but I am certain that under a Labour government we'd all be screwed. #satire #dontneedapinkbus

Putin?! Ewwwwwwwwww.

Clinton. Or, if we mean any politician ever, Kennedy. If I could use three condoms and had had my shots.