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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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PrivatePike · 05/02/2015 21:41

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JoffreyBaratheon · 05/02/2015 21:43

Is he an infamous bonker? Wow. I just assumed he was gay. I don't read tabloids and stuff so have no idea. I can't imagine even doing him if I was horribly, horribly drunk and he promised to buy me a house.

egnahc · 05/02/2015 21:50

daily mirror- apologies

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-keep-little-boris-4030835

iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 05/02/2015 21:52

Anyone fancy a bit o' berlusconi

Bungabunga

buttercupbear · 05/02/2015 21:59

Putin for me Shock

I hate myself

egnahc · 05/02/2015 22:03

Putin- he would be a sadist I am sure.

Cooroo · 05/02/2015 22:07

Can I join the queue for Yanis Varoufakis? Started perving about him when I heard him talk about debt repayments on the radio, and was astonished to find, on googling, that he looks as good as he sounds.

RigglinJigglin · 05/02/2015 22:19

Here's an idea - if Greece hires Yanis out to ladies of the world mumsnet IT might clear their debt off a bit faster

RigglinJigglin · 05/02/2015 22:23

Hobbes I'm jealous of your sniffing of IDS, he looks very clean.

A friend has a thing for gents that have a teddy bear look - she's all about Dr Julian Huppert.

Gemzybelle · 05/02/2015 22:29

This thread is fucking horrendous Grin

egnahc · 05/02/2015 22:29

Yanis Varoufakis - he looks like Putin with a bigger nose.

egnahc · 05/02/2015 22:31

Ed Miliband shafted his brother and so I am sure that he would be prepared to shaft the entire electorate.

Blondieminx · 05/02/2015 23:03

Yanis the new Greek finance minister has a bit of a look about him, I suspect he would be quite filthy.

Tristram Hunt. Oh YES. He's on BBC QT at the moment and is, IMHO, the only fanciable UK politician...

iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 05/02/2015 23:24

Anyone for a bit of Kim Jong's dong?

vivideye · 05/02/2015 23:46

Love this thread so much! I would also go for hestletine and pantsdown.

The idea of dc with clothes off makes me boak, poor samcam. Other images of pure vom: george Galloway and Michael Gove. Literally can't imagine anything worse than gove.

MadderPink · 05/02/2015 23:52

egnahc in the photo with that DM article, Boris's head looks so much bigger than his wife's, it's like they're different species!

Also what's this crying people keep mentioning? I've never shagged a man who cried afterwards. (Now I'm wondering if that says good or bad things about me in the bedroom department...) Is that a thing?

SinisterBuggyMonth · 05/02/2015 23:54

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egnahc · 05/02/2015 23:57

I used to quite like Michael Portillo- assumed he was gay but seems not.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 06/02/2015 00:04

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GrimDamnFanjo · 06/02/2015 00:25

Ah yes, Paddy. Probably the only cheating politician whose public approval rating rose after his confession.
Talk at lib dem hq was that it rose because loads of women thought they were in with a chance...
Always rumoured to have been a spy.
Cracking physique....

Scarletbanner · 06/02/2015 00:34

Definitely Gordon Brown, 20 years ago.

Now, Chuka, Tristram, Andy Burnham.

But William Hague????

JoffreyBaratheon · 06/02/2015 00:37

I just Googled 'ugliest MP', assuming my MP probably romped home with a big majority in that one. And found this. Pity the man at the bottom of the page:

www.sexymp.co.uk/

My MP is definitely one of the most unshaggable creatures ever to slither across the surface of the earth. If Harry Enfield as Tory Boy mated with a slug, you'd get this vision of hideousness:

www.conservatives.com/~/media/Images/Site%20Redesign/Profile%20Pictures/Non%20Target%20MP/Nigel-Adams.ashx

SwedishEdith · 06/02/2015 00:40

Ayatollah Khomeini was a bit of a fox when he was young

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Ayatollah_Khomeini_young.jpg

egnahc · 06/02/2015 00:49

William Hague is quite a flirt in my experience (pre marriage I will add)

JoffreyBaratheon · 06/02/2015 00:57

Edith that makes me feel as conflicted as when I realised I fancied several of the dwarves in 'The Hobbit'...