to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

Gordon Brown seems very masterful. And I would with Blair too I remeber reading a thread on here that I think was about the Scottish referendum and Alex Salmond and what people thought he might be like in bed

David Lammy - saw him speak last year and developed a major crush. He is very erudite and swoony.

Chukka U and Barack Obama - yes

Young Stalin - yes

Ben Bradshaw in his younger days

And Paddy Ashdown

Ecuse - Ben Bradshaw is handsome and lovely IRL.

When pg I had regular sex dreams about David Miliband. Based on those performances, he'd be my choice.

Amused by concept of Cameroonian "dirty talk".

Sarah Palin's would be "Oh, yes, socialised healthcare, bring it on! Strict gun control, oh, give it to me, baby! Pro-CHOICE, oh, YEAH!"

Oh Gawd not Ed Balls, purlease.

He'd make a big fuss about how well he was going to shag you. Then it would go terribly but he would deny all knowledge/responsibility.

I'd have a go with David Milliband.

Not Ed Milliband, I reckon he's the type to say 'sorry' every time.

George Osborne wouldn't say 'sorry' even though he should.

Ah Paddy Pantsdown of course, he's still got a twinkle. I think he'd be a very giving lover.

Boris is too up his own arse.

Danny Alexander would have a penis beaker.

Ed Milli's dirty talk would be:

"I'm better than my brother, I'm better than my brother. Say I'm better, SAY I'M BETTER!!!!

Anyone remember David Owen? He was very dashing when he was young

www.liv.ac.uk/library/sca/colldescs/owen/images/lab.jpg

Hmm, Swedishedith David Owen very principled on the argentinian junta and also useful in the Balkans I hear.

On that note, what a gratitude shag for Sir David Steel? Due to his pioneering piece of feminist legislation. Good deeds run in that family- his father stood up against injustice in Kenya apparently. Actually met his son in an edinburgh techno club one time, had a petition going for cannabis legalisation. but then SDS went and blew any gratitude I had for him by backing con-demnation

I have just had a horrible memory but, in his younger days, women used to swoon over...Robert Kilroy Silk.

Rosy I'd forgotten about David Steel.
I always found his accent quite a turn on.

As for Kilroy, good grief and no way.

The two Davids were terrific, yes. And yes, David Steel would surely be good in bed.

Robert Kilroy Silk was v. handsome, but too handsome to be a truly hot lover!

With David Owen, would you not worry that Little David might pop up mid-coitus and go "Hellooo? David? You promised me a go."

Fillibustering american trainer woman...anyone remember her name?

That caricature was most unfair!

But yeah, it would be a worry.

Google is my friend...Wendy Davis

girl crush "Can I carry your trainer bag Wendy?"

No!!!!! None of them. Yuk yuk and double yuk. I thought mn had taste.... Shocked.... The worse is that millbane excuse of a human being. Is treatment of his brother. He reminds me of an insect. Makes my skin craw.... (Washes eyes out)

Robert Kikroy Silk would make love to himself if he could.
Odious man.

Random factoid: apparently Ian Duncan Smith smells amazing

George Osborne looks like he has a dirty mouth, I imagine (well no I don't really imagine, but I imagine he like the f word, but for me it would have to be Ian Paisley (shudder)

I have met most of these UK MPs in real life and see them quite a bit.

No longer an MP but David Milliband- he is really lovely- great bottom in jeans when crawling along the floor (dont ask)

I've read TFT and still not seen any mention of George Galloway

I think the Rula Lenska cat incident did for Gorgeous George.

Also am genuinely shocked at all the mentions of Boris. Also assumed, for years, he was gay. Must be the public schoolboy thing.

Also assumed, for years, he was gay.

Bonking Boris gay?