to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

One of the mps on this thread once asked me for dinner. I didnt accept and so cannot report back on ability as a lover

Just for clarification- 1 dinner - would not have automatically led to them being my lover.

I think Clegg's winning. I imagined hang sex with him before this thread forced me to. I think he'd be fun & respectful. I think he'd say nice things - perhaps comment on how well I was doing. I like that.

Oh yes, Nick Clegg. All night.

having sex not hang sex, that's not what I'm into at all.

I wouldn't be repulsed by Blair, Obama or Alistair Campbell (if he counts).

Clegg would definitely be a bit submissive.

I think Boris would be great. I am shocked even one person has said Gordon Brown it should be a criminal offence.

Boris is disgusting with the clown hair and flabby body. He reminds me of one of those ginger slugs. Also buffoons can't be sexy.

Whats wrong with a slug-like flabby clown {hmm} some of us can't afford to be choosy ....

Barrack Obama.........oh. Yes.

And maybeeeee Nick Clegg.

But would have to be vanilla with Clegg and kinky with barrack

DM used to fancy the old president of Iran!

I hope this was not when he was foreign secretary.

Julian Huppert having an admirer wins the thread for me.

Boris has been married to two stunningly beautiful women and has had a fling with at least one more that we know of. He must have something!

I shouldn't say it but I'm thinking Putin... he has a black belt in marshal arts, goes fishing in icy cold rivers topless, has pet tigers, invades other countries without caring what anyone thinks... bad guys are always more attractive!

And that Greek guy who is head of Syriza and now PM - only 40, dark haired and gorgeous!

I so would David Miliband. Not sure what I would smear him in though.

I liked Saddam Hussein when he was on trial. I thought he was very attractive in a suit.

So on this thread I have said, Putin, Stalin and Hussein. It's got to be Putin hasn't it?

Just add Hitler in there too

Have you read 'women who love too much'? Ava ;)

I liked that Russian leader who was actually dead for six months. It's niche but you know...

travellinglemon I think this DM is a dear mother rather than a Dave Milliband. Fancying the ayatollah.

Egnahc - spill!

William Hague would be fine. He's got the elder statesman baby face thing going on.

Bet it wasn't the Daily Mail

Obama.

Ok hate myself for saying this, but I would do the Miliband brothers. Not at the same time obvs.
Like the arrogant air of David, I think he could be quite rough and naughty. But would have to gag him. As can't stand the smarm.
Ed I think would be quite gentle and considerate, and I have a soft spot for the geeky type.

I often look at David Cameron and think his face is purely for sitting on. Reckon he has a wicked tongue(sp)

why can I never remember how to spell tongue

Haha. I don't think that Stalin and Putin would get on. Like Steptoe and son, but nastier, and with a much bigger yard.