to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

[DamFineBeaver]

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

Ed I think would be quite gentle and considerate

Hmm, I think you might be confusing gentleness and adenoid issues... he's ruthless!

For a man this is like overhearing a group of schoolgirls talking dirty when they do not know that there are male ears nearby!

Boris has been married to two stunningly beautiful women and has had a fling with at least one more that we know of. He must have something

yes ... money!

He'd be clammy and fumbling and find everything hysterically funny - I imagine he'd wear leopard skin briefs as well

Damfinebeaver

Oh well I can take ruthless too

No shit Ava

Or they are women, Andrew, and don't care if there are male ears nearby!

I actually have found the male contributions to this thread really interesting - as interesting as the wide and unexpected range of female choices. Theresa May eh?

I actually have found the male contributions to this thread really interesting - as interesting as the wide and unexpected range of female choices. Theresa May eh?

Yes, me too. Bit disappointed Ann Widdecombe hasn't been in with a shout though. There's got to be some serious (if a little niche) appeal there.

'John Bercow - Bi - curious'

at third from bottom of the sexymp website.

Right made me laff that.

Twatface the only thing I'd like to see sit on Cameron's putty-like face would be an elephant. A fecking big one.

I'm still laughing at 'elder statesman baby face'. wtf!

Obama for me! then I could see if it's true what they say...

joffrey
Urghh DC rimming an elephant
How could you think such a thing?

MadderPink You are right about women not caring if there are male ears overhearing - I was thinking of an occasion recently on bus where the upper deck was occupied by a party of schoolgirls talking very dirty and I think just unaware that their voices were carrying down the stairs.

Beaver Did you know that at Uinversity Anne Widdecombe was thin as a rake? Known, I regret to say, to her contemporaries of both sexes as WitheredC*nt. She was very charming but she was obviously destined to be the Minister for Prisons under whom pregnant prisoners were chained to a hospital bed while in labour in case they did a runner. If you had kicked her in the heart you'd have broken your ankle!

I think just unaware that their voices were carrying down the stairs.

Andrew, I think you still don't quite get it!

You make it sound as if had they been aware, they would have stopped, for fear of what the men listening might think. That's not what "don't care" means.

What to you is "talking very dirty" may have been them just discussing what they wanted to discuss and what is of interest to them. The "dirty" comes from you.

It strikes me that men and boys have never really held back from that type of discussion.... that's why I think it's OK if women do it. Of course, there are contexts within which it could be a form of harassment, if it was deliberately aimed at a member of the opposite sex who was present and meant to intimidate or upset them. I don't think this thread does that, though, which is why even as a rampant feminist it doesn't bother me to hear men airing their views on what they imagine female MPs would be like in bed - as it isn't being done to intimidate women present.

TwatFace, I'd hope the elephant was just looking for a plump, comfy cushion. To plonk its full weight down on.

PrivatePike, I think they just edited the maid out of this pic:

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=richard+drax+mp&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dorsetlife.co.uk%2F2013%2F01%2Fnot-your-usual-mp%2F&ei=Z9PUVPD4KMPwUo2ihEg&bvm=bv.85464276,d.d24&psig=AFQjCNH5-0r3LyhJpqecY0a3gNor-OM5zQ&ust=1423320114568687

I once told Boris Johnson i loved him .

I had just had a very extreme waxing and beforehand had taken codeine and had a glass of wine (just to take the edge off of course). The salon had whale music and i had been massaged with oil and the pain was a bit shocking. I went in in the light but when i came out it was cold and dark. I felt disorientated and then saw Boris handing out leaflets at the top of the stairs at Ealing Broadway station. Something overtook me and i launched forward and told him i loved him i may have kissed him too and i got manhandled away by one of his people.

The reality didn't hit me till a few hours later and i thought wtf did i just do?

So the moral is, the best reason not to wax your fanny ann is not because of the pornification of society, but because you may make wild declarations to BoJo!

MadderPink They were discussing boys from their own school in a way which I doubt they would have done had it occurred to them that the boys from the school use the bus too. But thirteen and fourteen does not always think that logically. Perhaps you just had to be there!

I suppose if he'd have taken you up on it though (perfectly possible!) you would have been all primped and ready :o

(Though he doesn't look the type to care tbh!)

Codeine aside, did he have irresistible magnetism MrsK?

I've met Andy Burnham and so would

He is probably rather past it now but Michael Heseltine is one politician I've always found very attractive, and Paddy Ashdown - conversation would be great anyway!