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To LOVE smokers

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Quiero · 15/11/2014 19:19

Honestly, I love people who smoke. They tend to be way more interesting than non smokers.

I like the way smoking smells too.

Mmmm lovely fags.

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PiperRose · 15/11/2014 20:42

Bold fail.

Whatisysystemidfor · 15/11/2014 20:43

Agreed primary. I'll wrap my lips around a sweet delicious lovely flavoursome cig. And the whingers can wrap their lips around a car exhaust.

I know who'll be still standing after 5 mins.

I walk everywhere. Grin

Quiero · 15/11/2014 20:43

Olivia it's not a TAAT it's a TIBAT (thread inspired by another thread). Well within guidelines as far as I know. Grin

Nice to have you back, hope your lovely babies are well.

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Quiero · 15/11/2014 20:46

Ha xpost Dione

Feeling the love PiperRose

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LinesThatICouldntChange · 15/11/2014 20:49

I guess we should be grateful to smokers for willingly contributing more tax to the govt than they have to. Rather them than me. Grin Grin

gamerchick · 15/11/2014 20:51

tis ok noodle I agree with you whole heartedly Grin

morethanpotatoprints · 15/11/2014 20:51

Why report?
It's a thread about liking smokers, the other about not liking smokers.
Completely opposite. Xmas Confused

People who smoke are interesting, there are always lots of people outside in the shelters at pubs.
Some of them don't smoke but find those inside miserable Xmas Grin

gamerchick · 15/11/2014 20:53

Well this is the thing.. I was fairly bemused when the government got a flap on when the vaping crew hit the million mark. All sorts of dangers and talk of banning/regulating vaping etc. Makes you wonder how much of a hole in the treasury generated by smoking would have to be filtered off from elsewhere if too many people quit.

Quiero · 15/11/2014 20:55

"You smell and you are a druggie"

Why thank you "special subject" I didn't realise Mumsnet had gone all "scratch and sniff".

You smell like roses and butterflies. You are a truly beautiful person.

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BackOnlyBriefly · 15/11/2014 20:56

If this thread disappears just go and post the same things on the other one :)

LeopardInABobbleHat · 15/11/2014 20:56

You know that spare 5 minutes when smokers nip out for a fag?
I reckon non-smokers who don't pass by threads about smoking spend that 5 minutes Reporting stuff.

Quiero · 15/11/2014 20:57

Totally agree gamerchick. Finally a product emerges that seems to genuinely help people stop smoking and the Government want to put all sorts of restrictions on it.

I smell a rat.

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LinesThatICouldntChange · 15/11/2014 20:58

... And as well as pouring more tax into govt coffers, smokers are statistically more likely to die sooner, so will draw less pension. What's not to like? Smile

QuickQuickSloe · 15/11/2014 21:00

I used to smoke and I was cool as fuck.

I haven't smoked for three years, I am even cooler now. I can now spend all that lovely fag money on beautiful things to wear and interesting things to do.

and I'm not a smelly druggie Wink

usualsuspect333 · 15/11/2014 21:02

I do like the use of a nice PA Smile

usualsuspect333 · 15/11/2014 21:03
Xmas Smile
Quiero · 15/11/2014 21:05

I spend my money on beautiful things to wear too.

To LOVE smokers
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LeopardInABobbleHat · 15/11/2014 21:12

Do you cadge fags after 10pm, Q?

WorraLiberty · 15/11/2014 21:14

If all you smokers give up, how will the £5 billion that the fat folk are costing the NHS, be raised?

I'll tell you how...cake tax! Shock

Some people need to be careful what they wish for Grin

Fixerupperz · 15/11/2014 21:15

I have never smoked but I will happily stand outside with smokers, I love the smell Blush
I used to love walking past a pub and smelling stale beer and fags!!

Quiero · 15/11/2014 21:15

worra Grin

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Whatisysystemidfor · 15/11/2014 21:16

Agreed Quiero. They seem to be intent on 'regulation' for our safety. I'm pretty sure they must be less harmful for me than sweet lovely tastes oh so fucking good cigs. (Can you tell I miss them)

I read an article years ago that was quite sure the government would push to ban, demand such stringent regulation that only huge tobacco companies could afford to keep up and manufacture, and keep the money lost through vaping.

I know a few people who smoked for decades and vaping was their only was to stop.

As an aside, keep smoking in public, that deep whiff when I walk past you all is awesome. Stop, and I'll resort to sucking the nicotine off your fingers, it could get awkward.

LeopardInABobbleHat · 15/11/2014 21:18

I look like this when I smoke. The assault to your nostrils is meaningless to me.

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DioneTheDiabolist · 15/11/2014 21:40

Great minds Quiero.Grin

PlentyOfPubeGardens · 15/11/2014 21:47

smokers are lesser human beings than everyone else

Well of course they are Quiero, get with it! Everybody knows that smokers look like this

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