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To LOVE smokers

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Quiero · 15/11/2014 19:19

Honestly, I love people who smoke. They tend to be way more interesting than non smokers.

I like the way smoking smells too.

Mmmm lovely fags.

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Jolleigh · 15/11/2014 20:25

Do the guidelines really prohibit TAAT? I thought it was just considered bad taste. That quality of sex one was about the quantity of sex one and stated so in the title. Nobody got that one deleted Hmm

LeopardInABobbleHat · 15/11/2014 20:25

Sorry, Olivia, we can move over to the designated shelter if it helps?

usualsuspect333 · 15/11/2014 20:26

See, now all our fag smoke has made Olivia cough.

primarynoodle · 15/11/2014 20:27

it astounds me that people are so vicious and rude about smokers yet think nothing about driving around in a machine that emits far more polluting and health damaging fumes than a fag... if your that up yourself get a fakking electric car or move somewhere that everything is in walking distance instead of polluting everyone with a car Hmm

but hey smokers are evil so never mind! Confused

Jolleigh · 15/11/2014 20:28

Can't be that, I'm vaping tonight and I'm sure Olivia isn't a vaper hater Smile.

Cauliflowersneeze1 · 15/11/2014 20:28

I love the smell of pipe smoke
Oh god , just the thought.........

Please someone , light up a pipe and blow it my way , if not I'll settle for a cigar

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 15/11/2014 20:30

@Quiero

Why can't we all just accept each other's faults and get along.
aka PEACE AND LOVE

TAATs are considered bad form and can cross the line in terms of being deliberately inflammatory.

Smokers and non smokers alike are welcome to have a peruse of our guidlines if you fancy it Grin

StickEm · 15/11/2014 20:30

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Theselittlelightsofmine · 15/11/2014 20:31

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usualsuspect333 · 15/11/2014 20:33

Are you going to delete the dirty smokers, Olivia?

Andrewofgg · 15/11/2014 20:33

Cauliflowersneeze1

I am sitting at the next table to you in the restaurant, a few years ago when such things were allowed. Watch me carefully as I unscrew the tube and take out the big Havana.

Now I am clipping it. Now it is between my lips and I have struck a match and put it to the cedar wrap which flares up and gives off the sweet smell which reminds you of the pleasure to come.

And now . . . I have put the cedar to the cigar and drawn in hard to get it going. And before I breathe out I turn my head in your direction so you can enjoy it too!

Happy now?

usualsuspect333 · 15/11/2014 20:34

We will just bugger off behind the Bike sheds.

LeopardInABobbleHat · 15/11/2014 20:35

She'll probably just make sure they're outside under a shelter that is open on 3 sides, usual.

gamerchick · 15/11/2014 20:36

That's the thing noodle poisoning the air with a car is a-ok because it would be inconvenient not to have a car. Despite the fact kids in pushchairs get a facefull everytime a car passes and the poisons hang around the air inside the car going into your kids lungs.

Course as always it's not the same because cars are useful Grin

Andrewofgg · 15/11/2014 20:36

When I was at school behind the bike sheds fulfilled two purposes, and smoking was the less enjoyable of them Grin

LadyIsabellaWrotham · 15/11/2014 20:38

Have you seen the letters from Inland Revenue saying how much tax is spent on pensions? (they call it "benefits" but it's almost all pensions). Very public spirited people smokers.

DioneTheDiabolist · 15/11/2014 20:38

This is not a TAAT, this is a TIBAT (Thread Inspired By Another Thread) and they're alright.

DP was out without me a few weeks ago and they had a Lock-In and allowed the customers to smoke in the club. When he told me, I came over all wistful and very Envy.

Jolleigh · 15/11/2014 20:39

I actually had a read Olivia Grin. Those are fairly sensible.

Lucymill · 15/11/2014 20:41

I'm an ex smoker (12yrs)
I still love the smell and sniff deeply when my smoking friends come back in from having a cigarette. Even though I've been sitting in the pub like Billy no mates I'm glad I gave up. Still love that smell though!Smile

primarynoodle · 15/11/2014 20:41

plenty of people dont have a car and survive

they are useful, but not necessary and if people are so concerned about the effect of a millisecond of passive smoking then SURELY the dangers of almost constantly inhaling car fumes far outweighs the usefulness of a car

just saying Grin

Whatisysystemidfor · 15/11/2014 20:41

I'm vaping now. I still go stand outside with it. Just for the craic.

I love every smoker.
It's very hard to quit even if you want to. Flowers

PiperRose · 15/11/2014 20:42

[Queiro] I love you too.

WorraLiberty · 15/11/2014 20:42

I love you all, you nest of vapers Thanks

primarynoodle · 15/11/2014 20:42

sorry gamer read your post wrong

my rollie smoke got in my eyea and I couldnt read properly Wink

specialsubject · 15/11/2014 20:42

you smell and you are a druggie.

the latter is not my problem. The former is, so stay downwind please.

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