Blowjob in communal garden?!

[BeanyIsPregnant]

New couple have just moved into our block of flats, seem nice enough on the few occasions I've seen them.

However, just come downstairs into the communal garden with a rug and dds football so she can have a run around in this nice weather to be comfronted with her on her knees giving him a blowjob...... I don't think I'm being unreasonable to think this is inappropriate at 4pm on a Thursday afternoon?!

They saw me and looked embarrassed and he hastily buckled up his trousers but I just said to dd that the neighbours were busy using the garden and we would come back later.... I think I'm still shocked tbh!

Yanbu!! That's well out of order for a communal garden no matter what time of day it is!

Gross. YADNBU

Yuck. Totally inappropriate. Are they renting? Can you complain to someone?

If they were very young and dc never clocked what they were doing I'd probably leave it, have a good snigger with dh and hope they were embarrassed enough not to attempt a repeat performance because I remember being caught 25+ years ago alfresco in the local country park by the park ranger and little troop of rangers

If they were older and should know better I'd be having a word later.

Either way repeat performances would mean considering 101 call for indecent something......

We are all renting in this block, we are the youngest and the only with dc, they looked about 35 and obviously should have known better!

Glad I'm NBU, I might let it go this time but if it happens again I will Deff report to the property managers.. Dd is 18mo, so totally wasn't bothered, but not the point!

Crack on I say. Cheeky blowie on a Thursday afternoon, can't fault it.

What.the.fuck.

Gross.

Hmm... I'm trying to see the funny side here but this is just way too inappropriate in a communal garden at 4pm.

Perhaps to be neighbourly you should suggest a time when you will not be using the garden. Maybe midnight Sunday or similar.

Thursday afternoon? Friday maybe, but not Thursday!

That's should probably be reported. not a nice thing for dd to see.

Vom. That is all kinds of wrong. Go and do a shit on their doorstep.

YANBU

Inconsiderate freaks. If you fancy a bit of al fresco, and nowt wrong with that, you make sure you're somewhere private, completely private. They might not have minded being seen, maybe felt more excited by the potential for getting caught, but to carry it out in such a public place is completely unfair and disgusting.

Some fantasies should always remain so.

Whaaaaaaa'?! YADNBU - what were they thinking??!

You should have marched up to them and put your rug down next to them and said "this is jolly isn't it?" with a beaming smile.

Are you sure that's what she was doing? - she might have been sowing a new button on his trousers or something.

I bet you never see them again lol

What bigTilly said

If you see them at it again in broad daylight I'd phone the police. I'd also want to take a photo for evidence but that might be taking things a bit far and I wouldn't want that muck on my phone

Are you sure that's what she was doing? - she might have been sowing a new button on his trousers or something.

Yes, of course. Sowing a new button on. With her mouth.

Could you put a sign up in the garden

"No blow jobs allowed"

@ bigTilly

Not unreasonable op but oh my god I pissing myself laughing! I also live in a block of flats and am pretty sure I've heard a threesome downstairs but at least that was indoors!

YABU no real harm done and they are hopefully mortified and will never so much as hold hands in public again.

Love Tilly's suggestion

I would report to the police, it's indecent behaviour, not to mention completely disrespectful to other residents.
What a nasty couple, I wouldn't want them as neighbours.

Alpaca

Thats surely an offence -lewd behaviour in what is a public place since the gardens are communal.

I'd be furious tbh.

bigtillymint I did think about it, maybe just sitting a few feet away and pretending I hadent noticed, but dd has a habit of staring at new people, and even though she doesn't care I think that would have embarrassed me more than them!

shakethetree this is very true, maybe il knock later to ask if she needs a hand with it, or maybe if she needs to borrow my glasses to finish it, as she was very close...