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Blowjob in communal garden?!

138 replies

BeanyIsPregnant · 17/07/2014 16:33

New couple have just moved into our block of flats, seem nice enough on the few occasions I've seen them.

However, just come downstairs into the communal garden with a rug and dds football so she can have a run around in this nice weather to be comfronted with her on her knees giving him a blowjob...... I don't think I'm being unreasonable to think this is inappropriate at 4pm on a Thursday afternoon?!

They saw me and looked embarrassed and he hastily buckled up his trousers but I just said to dd that the neighbours were busy using the garden and we would come back later.... I think I'm still shocked tbh!

OP posts:
ikeaismylocal · 17/07/2014 17:06

Maybe he had been stung by a bee and she was trying to suck it out?

I don't think a communal garden is ever an appropriate place for alfresco sex, the chance of someone interrupting and the chance that that someone would be a person you will see daly is too high. They should at least find a bit of deserted woodland.

youbuggerz · 17/07/2014 17:06

You need to report this to the Police. it has to be considered indecent exposure.

Chippednailvarnish · 17/07/2014 17:06

I too would be telling the Police.

They sound grim.

LongTimeLurking · 17/07/2014 17:07

Jubelteen
Calling the police is a little harsh isn't it, they could end up a sex offender register or something - maybe branded paedos if children were in the garden.

I would want to give them the benefit of the doubt this one time - they are probably absolutely mortified.

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:08

Children were, potentially, in the garden, so its not a big laugh imo.

lurkingaround · 17/07/2014 17:10

Grin at bigTillyMint.

Also Grin at 'No blowjobs allowed' sign.

V funny thread.

Seriously, YADNBU. Completely inappropriate and so much more!

OwlCapone · 17/07/2014 17:11

The police? Seriously? For a consenting couple in a private (albeit communal) garden who stopped immediately? Overreaction!

I would have been totally shocked too ad would have left just as you did, OP!

ithoughtofitfirst · 17/07/2014 17:11

Reminds me of something gross my neighbour said ti my husband. We also live in a block of flats.

Husband: oh my wife is pregnant again.
Neighbour: I know... I see her.... out the garden.

Innocent enough quite clearly. But I prefer my version with creepy pauses.

Blowies in a normal garden is pretty skanktastic but communal garden? Shame on.

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:12

A communal garden is not private!

Redglitter · 17/07/2014 17:12

There's not much point in phoning the police now. It would be your word against theirs and would probably achieve nothing except cause bad feeling. They're probably mortified now and hopefully the embarasment will stop it happening again.

LittleprincessinGOLDrocks · 17/07/2014 17:12

YANBU. That is gross. It's not like they were in their own neighbouring garden and you just got a glimpse as you went in to your own (that would have been bad enough!) but to do that in a garden where they know others have access is just wrong.
Maybe they wanted to be caught Hmm ... otherwise why else in a shared garden in broad day light...

OwlCapone · 17/07/2014 17:12

Children were, potentially, in the garden

But they weren't were they? Until the OP arrived and left immediately, obviously.

OwlCapone · 17/07/2014 17:13

A communal garden is not private!

It is private property. Not a public space like a park.

mumtosome61 · 17/07/2014 17:13

Even if they were young, they have a bloody flat upstairs - go nosh your bloke off in the privacy of your own home!

That is fucking grim - I'm all for a laugh and if it was midnight and they were drunk I would have probably joked it off, but it's the afternoon, school turfing out time and bloody daylight! There is absolutely no reason, considering they have a home in spitting (hu hu) distance, to be performing fellatio in a communal area.

SaucyJack · 17/07/2014 17:14

Gulp.

Cannot wait to see what they save for Saturday night

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:16

Owl,but a child could have arrived at any time -and nearly did.

Thank goodness the ops dd didn't go down with her.

4pm.A good time to play out after school, not a good time to perform sex acts in a communal garden.

7Days · 17/07/2014 17:18

its not much to expect to bring your kids out to your garden (communal or not) and not see sex acts

ffs

pair of skanks. Nobody is that horny they can't go upstairs
Involving other unconsenting people into your sex life, even tangentially, is grim grim grim

shakethetree · 17/07/2014 17:18

Lolz Beany, & this thread is really making me laugh. Grin

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:18

I'm not entirely sure this is as innocent as others are thinking, nor that they'd be mortified.

Possibly aroused at being caught?....

7Days · 17/07/2014 17:19

your living room is private property too owl, but you wouldn't want the neighbours noshing in there either. well, you might, but in that case you'd invite them!

bleedingheart · 17/07/2014 17:20

So grim.

Must be high, drunk or getting off on the chance of getting caught.

magpiegin · 17/07/2014 17:24

Yes, inappropriate but feel on one occasion calling the police is harsh. They are probably mortified so I would only report if I saw them again and again.

OwlCapone · 17/07/2014 17:27

your living room is private property too owl

And how is that relevant?

7Days · 17/07/2014 17:29

dunno. you brought it up

OwlCapone · 17/07/2014 17:30

No I didn't. I never mentioned my living room at all. It was you who seems unable to see a difference between a private (ie not public) space someone is allowed to be and one where they are not.