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Blowjob in communal garden?!

138 replies

BeanyIsPregnant · 17/07/2014 16:33

New couple have just moved into our block of flats, seem nice enough on the few occasions I've seen them.

However, just come downstairs into the communal garden with a rug and dds football so she can have a run around in this nice weather to be comfronted with her on her knees giving him a blowjob...... I don't think I'm being unreasonable to think this is inappropriate at 4pm on a Thursday afternoon?!

They saw me and looked embarrassed and he hastily buckled up his trousers but I just said to dd that the neighbours were busy using the garden and we would come back later.... I think I'm still shocked tbh!

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7Days · 17/07/2014 19:36

In a communal garden where you'd expect kids to be playing on a sunny afternoon?

Good lord, no!

Nancy66 · 17/07/2014 19:37

Hermione - I think that's what's referred to as 'dogging' these days.

HermioneWeasley · 17/07/2014 19:39

No, dogging is when you go to a known spot for the purpose of being seen. We got carried away on (what we thought was a deserted) moor.

No, I wouldn't have done it mid afternoon in a communal garden, but it's not the crime of the century. The suggestions of calling the police are OTT IMO

7Days · 17/07/2014 19:41

deserted moor =/= communal garden on sunny afternoon.

nobody gets that carried away they can't move it upstairs.

Bad boundaries at the very least

guitarosauras · 17/07/2014 19:49

They'll be hugely embarrassed! Nice way to get to know the neighbors! I bet you end up becoming really good friends!

I'm going with no harm done. I'm a huge prude.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/07/2014 19:56

Beany - look at it this way - your dd didn't see what was going on, so no harm done - and you have got a wonderful story out of it!

jay55 · 17/07/2014 19:59

My lease explicitly states we can't urinate in the communal gardens, but says nothing of sex.
It's just a bit gross and a lot weird.
It's a downside to living in a block the lack of outside privacy. Do you think they saw the garden as a room they hadn't christened yet?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 17/07/2014 20:09

At my old school, one of the dinner ladies caught two fifth years around the back of the classrooms, mid BJ....

LongTimeLurking · 17/07/2014 20:13

jay55
"My lease explicitly states we can't urinate in the communal gardens, but says nothing of sex. "

Shock I can't believe they would feel the need to put that into the lease!

ForalltheSaints · 17/07/2014 20:52

Inappropriate. Hope they felt really embarrassed.

PhaedraIsMyName · 17/07/2014 21:00

YANBU. And please ignore anyone trying to say otherwise. And it's irrelevant whether or not your daughter saw anything. You shouldn't have to see people having sex in your garden.

ColdTeaAgain · 17/07/2014 21:06

Hopefully they are not as bad as they came across and will be totally mortified and embarrassed! Still pretty grubby behaviour though!

Perhaps they had a couple of drinks and lost their senses a bit and thought no one would be about at 4pm on a thursday.

Think I would let it go for now, but would be keeping a close eye on them, any more shenanigans (I sound old!) and I would report them.

hollycomputer · 17/07/2014 21:13

Coming (ha) into this late, but I wouldn't be calling the police (seriously, what IS this obsession people have on here about calling 101 for everything?). As everyone else has said, I expect they were embarrassed at being caught and probably won't do it again.

If I saw them pottering about in the hallways not doing sex then I might say something like 'welcome to the area, I see you found the communual garden, most of the kids here use it' and be done with it.

TheLovelyBoots · 17/07/2014 21:15

If you're going to have sex in the great outdoors, it should at least be discreet.

BolshierAyraStark · 17/07/2014 21:26

I'm no prude & have been known to indulge in a little al fresco but this I think this is just awful & would be inclined to say something the next time I saw them...

Jubelteen · 17/07/2014 21:43

No I've never had an alfresco shag, and no inclination to start now.
Oh yes what wonderful story when they become your good friends and pop round for drinks at Xmas, "Everybody, let me introduce Mr Skank and Ms Slutty we met when I bumped into them in the garden on a lovely summer afternoon, Slutty was sucking his cock, it was hilarious"

ILickPicnMix · 17/07/2014 21:49

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wwbuffydo · 17/07/2014 21:52

Finding it difficult to process the idea of hermione weasley indulging in outdoor delights! I would have thought that potions homework would.come first! Lol..

VerityWaves · 17/07/2014 21:53

Jesus kids could be around....what's wrong with people?

misstiredbuthappy · 17/07/2014 21:53

When I was 15 I was walking my dads dog along a wooded are near where I live minding my own business when I bumped into my friends mum and dad doing it doggy style I dont know who was more embarrassed. Even now 10 years later I go bright red and burst into fits of giggles Grin when I see or think of them.

they tried to bribe me not to tell anyone by buying me a bottle of lambrini ... I took the lambrini and told EVERYONE !

CroydonFacelift · 17/07/2014 21:54

If they'd have carried on regardless I'd be worried. But they scarpered, probably shame-faced, so I'd adopt a say-no-more policy and certainly wouldn't waste police time with this.

If they're inappropriate again, though - shop them!

TheSkiingGardener · 17/07/2014 21:55

We live somewhere with communal gardens and I used to be a director.

Frankly, this sort of behaviour would definitely instigate a very stiff letter, a second offence would start a formal complaints procedure.

Serenitysutton · 17/07/2014 21:58

I agree people on here have a weird obsession with calling the police. You do realise the police don't "log"
things? They don't have a file of incidents on Steve smith at no 24 they regularly review Grin they deal
With each call, and choose whether to investigate and if it's a crime they will.

I think what people were trying to say earlier
Is a communal garden is private land. It's like me taking my H into our back garden and giving him a gumming. Gross, but not indecent exposure. If one of
My neighbours complained they'd likely just pop round and have a word, as they would if we were shagging in the sitting room with the curtains open.

That said, don't call the police, but do report it to the housing association / landlord and they'll keep a note in case your neighbours turn out to be ASB cases. And probably send them a letter too

Alisvolatpropiis · 17/07/2014 22:04

Yanbu!

Not least because this weather, still in work clothes, a own job

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 17/07/2014 22:06

Im disappointed tbh thought I'd open this thread to a mills and boon story!

And yes the police WOULD log this and take it very seriously due to the fact minors very nearly witnessed sexual activity in their home