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Blowjob in communal garden?!

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BeanyIsPregnant · 17/07/2014 16:33

New couple have just moved into our block of flats, seem nice enough on the few occasions I've seen them.

However, just come downstairs into the communal garden with a rug and dds football so she can have a run around in this nice weather to be comfronted with her on her knees giving him a blowjob...... I don't think I'm being unreasonable to think this is inappropriate at 4pm on a Thursday afternoon?!

They saw me and looked embarrassed and he hastily buckled up his trousers but I just said to dd that the neighbours were busy using the garden and we would come back later.... I think I'm still shocked tbh!

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PintOfWine · 17/07/2014 17:32

I agree that this isn't innocent. Who thinks hey, let's have oral sex outdoors where people can see us and anyone could walk in on us- even though our bedroom is just meters away.

They were getting off on the thrill of getting caught.

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:33

I repeat -a communal space is not a private space.

mrsleomcgary · 17/07/2014 17:33

You said they haven't lived there long,maybe they thought they had the place to themselves. Are you usually home during the day or is today just a random day off?

I'm not excusing them,i have a communal garden and don't think i've even kissed my dh in it but phoning the police would be ridiculous in the extreme

greeneggsandjam · 17/07/2014 17:35

Any child/group of children without parents could have entered the garden and seen. I wonder if it is also possible that people could look out of their windows and seen them? Any number of children living in the flats/surrounding overlooking flats could have seen. it isn't nice for anyone. There was no need for them to do that. I am another one for calling the police.

7Days · 17/07/2014 17:35

god you're tetchy about this owl.

but fact remains its no place for sex acts. thats it really

WallyBantersJunkBox · 17/07/2014 17:36

In this weather, and in broad daylight the only thing you should be sucking on in a communal garden is a Calippo.

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:36

mrs would it be ridiculous if the op had come across them with her dd?

mrsleomcgary · 17/07/2014 17:36

Pintofwine have you never heard of getting carried away? Not everyone who indulges in a bit of al fresco sex is a deviant ffs

whataloadofoldshite · 17/07/2014 17:37

Oh dear. How embarrassing for all of you!

Entirely inappropriate but to call the police would be a bit harsh, I feel.

Damnautocorrect · 17/07/2014 17:37

I wouldn't be ringing the police on a one off, hopefully they've learnt their lesson. I too guessed they thought everyone was at work so it would be ok.
Not what you expect to be seeing in your communal garden though!!!

Nicknacky · 17/07/2014 17:38

Is the mumsnet answer to everything "call the police"? Yep they have been massively inconsiderate and stupid but really? If it's going to be a habit then, yes involve the police but why not just everyone forget about it and go back to having embarrassed "good mornings" when they pass in the hallway.

No harm was done and they all have to live in the same block. They stopped as soon as they were clocked and no children were harmed.

mrsleomcgary · 17/07/2014 17:39

I thought she had but too young to realise what was going on dd hadn't noticed or did I get that bit wrong? Anyway,if it had been me I'd have bolted up the stairs,said nothing and if dd asked do exactly what the op did and say people were using the garden and we'd go back later

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:39

We all use a thing called self control to not get 'carried away' in places where there is a good possibility children may be present or appear, do we not?

FreckledLeopard · 17/07/2014 17:40

Ew. Totally inappropriate.

Reminds me, however, of a very drunken party I went to in my youth when I was about 15. It was a summer evening, my friend got very drunk, pulled a guy and went somewhere 'secluded' to give him a BJ she later became a stripper Anyway, mid-way through the performance, as she began to sober up slightly (oh, and she'd pulled her top down too, so was kneeling with her tits out) she realised that the "secluded" spot was, in fact, a communal garden. Which was overlooked by residents.

It transpired that the bloke she'd pulled worked weekends in the local butcher. We always referred to the incident of her giving the butcher a blow job in the communal garden. At least she wasn't in her 30s, though

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BeanyIsPregnant · 17/07/2014 17:41

Paha wally I agree!

I'm not going to call the police, that seems like a slight overreaction! I probably would have done if me and dd were already in the garden, then they came out and started knowing full well we were there, I'm not entirely sure they knew the garden was communal... Their flat over looks the garden, from the ground floor, but they do have to go through the communal hallway and door to get to it!

Hoping this has shamed them into realising it's highly inappropriate, and hopefully they won't do it again! If they do then il probably call 101.....

To whoever asked, I'm a SAHM, 38w preg.... I told them both the first time I met them that I'm normally the only one in the block during the day so happy to sign for any parcels etc if I'm home.. They knew full well I would be kicking around/ potentially home! Very weird...

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Fixitagaintomorrow · 17/07/2014 17:41

I would've got my phone out and pretended to take a picture haha don't phone the police though they probably just got carried away and were obviously very embarrassed so I doubt it will happen again. Maybe slip a note through their door outlining the times you wish to use the garden Grin

Fixitagaintomorrow · 17/07/2014 17:45

thatbloodywoman I doubt children were on his mind as he put his cock in her gob. I should hope not anyway!

Nancy66 · 17/07/2014 17:46

Direct them to Magaluf...

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BeanyIsPregnant · 17/07/2014 17:46

Oh and to clear up confusion, dd was with me and did see because I was too shocked to stop her running out the door after me! but she's only 18mo so didn't understand and couldn't ask any questions!

They did stop the min we came out the door!

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ithoughtofitfirst · 17/07/2014 17:46

Kneeling with her tits out hahahaha

freckled you funny.

ThatBloodyWoman · 17/07/2014 17:46

I'm not sure I would necessarily want to see heads roll over this, but phoning the police to log it, jjust so it can be checked that they aren't known by the cops for anything suspect,would be my way forward.

Icelollycraving · 17/07/2014 17:48

Calling the police for this? Does everyone call the police all the time?!
Anyway,not good but I suspect they will be perfect tenants from now on.

WallyBantersJunkBox · 17/07/2014 17:48

Or leave a bottle of Cava as a housewarming gift outside the door and a box of Callipos

WallyBantersJunkBox · 17/07/2014 17:50

Freckled if he's a butcher does he sell pulled pork?

Deftones · 17/07/2014 17:54

Sucking cock in this weather?