To have just licked curry off my dog's head?

[Pawprint]

I spilt it on him and was hungry. So licked it off. Now I have dog hair madras in my mouth.

[oinktopus]

Zing It wouldn't be the first time a part of my anatomy was out while a crowd of people stood around and watched. I'm either a Chippendale or I made what I thought was a very safe bet and then had to stand by it when I lost. Guess which!

[oinktopus]

Daley I'm a sap. I'd do it if just one person asked!

[DaleyBump]

Good man

[ZingWantsCake]

I'm guessing - the bet

[RoonilWazlibWuvsHermyown]

Every time I see the title of this I think it says "to cut off my dogs head" and I have a momentary panic

[oinktopus]

Zing Correct! I had to touch plums with another man. Thank heaven I was drunk. Although I have the sneaking suspicion someone took a picture of the moment and it'll be used to blackmail me if I ever run for political office!

[TiggyD]

Everybody knows food tastes better when it's licked off a dog.

[Salbertina]

Why is this not yet in classics?!

[Therealamandaclarke]

"Everybody knows food tastes better when it's licked off a dog"

[ZingWantsCake]

Tiggs

have you tried penis-swiping your phone/tablet etc yet?

[ZingWantsCake]

Salbertina

I think that's because AIBU doesn't self-destruct.

although a few threads should...

[TiggyD]

With Little Tiggy Zing? Or somebody else's?

[ZingWantsCake]

little tiggs will do!

but maybe you could get a mate and try synchro-swiping!


a whole new meaning to "who is the fastes draw in the West"!

[Pawprint]

Rooni no, I haven't cut the dog's head off! I'm not that hungry! He is safe and sound and sated by peanut butter smart phone delight.