To have just licked curry off my dog's head?

[Pawprint]

I spilt it on him and was hungry. So licked it off. Now I have dog hair madras in my mouth.

I just licked my phone too ashamed

YANBU.

I love my dogs.

Haha I just really sneakily licked my phone behind DPs back so he wouldn't judge. It works!

Sitting here really wanting to lick my phone to see if it works! But DH and kids may think ive lost it!

[hangs head]

Yes, nipple swipe works.

Please stop now, zing.

it does, doesn't it?

now, you can guess the next step, we need a bloke!

I've just licked my phone, it works!

Oh grim

where's a man where we need one?

a penis phone swipe test needs to be done!

I could gett dp to test the male swipe...

Christine

please do!

(can you tell I'm bored?! )

As a man, I have been asked to come to this thread by Zing. I really wasn't sure why for quite a while (I don't have a dog/curry history). However, all has become clear. I'm up for anything but I do only have a very little phone (this is honestly true, not a boast) so accuracy might not be that good. Let me try!

Oh, and let me close the curtains first too. The neighbours already think I'm weird. This would push things over the top.

Oh dear god! The man over the road just shut his curtains!

go oink!

thanks for joining!

QUD

Umm, okay. The results are not what I predicted. Not only does it work, it's better than my finger. It's impossible to explain why without much too much information, but I've used fingers, styluses, all kinds of stuff. This is the best thing I've ever used in terms of both accuracy and fun. If I'm using my phone in bed, I am now seriously going to consider this.

Genuinely amazed at the accuracy on such a tiny phone. Who knew I had such an accuracy umm... pointing device?

Its cos its sticky

tmi qod tmi

QOD And I'm not opening them again just yet. I'm going off to get my tablet and my old phone!

oink you are a HERO!

I am literally pissing myself laughing!
I need clean knickers! )

I so want to be there the next time Paul the parcel guy turns up!

Wow. Somebody needs to call Apple. This is research.

QOD Umm... ack! Hmm... well... okay, yes. I wanted a nicer way to say it, like it presents more frictional resistance to the screen, but... umm, yes. What have I admitted? Thanks Zing!