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To have just licked curry off my dog's head?

139 replies

Pawprint · 14/09/2013 15:22

I spilt it on him and was hungry. So licked it off. Now I have dog hair madras in my mouth.

OP posts:
DaleyBump · 14/09/2013 20:30

Licking the toilet doesn't make it flush. :(

FourLittleDudes · 14/09/2013 20:39

I busing my most to post

(I am using my nose to post ^)

Bv Vxu

(I am using my tongue to post ^)

I. Am using my nipple to post

(I am using my nipple up post ^)

Think I will stick to using my finger!

StraightJacket · 14/09/2013 20:42

Four, your nipple one actually made more sense Wink

candycoatedwaterdrops · 14/09/2013 20:46

My dog can swipe the iPad with his nose.

Pawprint · 14/09/2013 20:54

Guys - I am still picking the dog hair out of my tonsils Smile

This thread has gifted me with the knowledge that I can use my tongue, cheek, knee and nose to control my smart phone.

As for the dog - it was just a dab of curry on his head. I am glad I licked it, though - waste not want not!

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ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 21:03

paw sorry for hi-jack, I hope you don't mind....[grim] Grin

ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 21:04

daleyyyyyyyyyyy noooo! that's a step too far!

Grin
DaleyBump · 14/09/2013 21:10

Should I stop licking my household appliances?

jeanmiguelfangio · 14/09/2013 21:42

I have done all sorts of things thanks to mumsnet, and clicked on many links I shouldn't have, but I have reached a new high..or low.. By licking my phone. Hubby finishes work at 10, will need to test other theories, in the name of science, obviously.

ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 21:44

daley you could try opening the fridge with your tongue perhaps, but don't lick the iron.

DaleyBump · 14/09/2013 21:48

Tried hard zing. Tried very hard. Not happy to say I couldn't do it.

Turniptwirl · 14/09/2013 21:50

I was gonna say yabu that's gross (and I speak as someone who lets dogs kiss my face quite happily)... But as it led to this thread and the joys of penis swiping yanbu at all!

ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 22:03

as far as licking things go this one is hard to beat!

Grin
DaleyBump · 14/09/2013 22:10

Oh noooo! She was a troll?! I'm heartbroken!

HoneyDragon · 14/09/2013 22:15

Oink just stay away from FaceTime and Skype, ok?

ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 22:16

how about all those butt

DaleyBump · 14/09/2013 22:18

Eh?

ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 22:20

premature posting, sorry!

so what about all those buttons on a plane? I always wondered why it is called a cockpit! Grin

madmomma · 14/09/2013 22:27

what about cock-attacking radiation from the smartphone?

DaleyBump · 14/09/2013 22:28

Cockpit

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/09/2013 23:57

You lot are vile.

You set of lickers!

I haven't licked an animal but I once dropped yogurt on my sleeping sons head and licked it of him Grin

DaleyBump · 15/09/2013 00:00

I once ate a chewed up bit of chicken off my sister's plate, not realising it had already been chewed.

I swallowed it.

ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 00:02

SP

haven't you got any pictures to link?

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 15/09/2013 00:08

imagine what you could lick off this

or this

the best for last

ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 00:11

SP

Grin Grin Grin Grin

but where is Boris?Sad