To have just licked curry off my dog's head?

[Pawprint]

I spilt it on him and was hungry. So licked it off. Now I have dog hair madras in my mouth.

[QuintessentialShadows]

On the bright side. You spilt curry on the dogs head. The dog did not puke all over your head. Cos that could have happened.

[DaleyBump]

You think that's bad? How's this?

[ZingWantsCake]

Daley



on the left photo he looks like Gordon Gekko!

[DaleyBump]

who's that?

[ZingWantsCake]

Quint

my DD once puked into my ear. I thought I went deaf

[SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious]

baby got back

[DaleyBump]

Why SP...? WHY?

[ZingWantsCake]

Daley

Michael Douglas's character in Wall Street.
if you haven't seen it, you should.

[Pawprint]

Haha I can lick my screen too!

Got all the dog hairs out of my teeth now

[ZingWantsCake]

paw you must get your dog to lick the phone. you must!

[oinktopus]

HoneyDragon It's a given! I drew the curtains not just in real life but virtually too.

Although I'm not completely sure how I shut internet curtains.

[oinktopus]

Paw I apologise for my part in the hijack too. Especially as this was already one of the funniest things I've read here. The title alone cracked me up and I didn't mention that. You've had such incredible good grace about it, though, it does you massive credit. I wish everyone was like you!

On topic, I did once share part of a madras with my erstwhile canine companion. When she tasted it, the look of betrayal on her face is something that will always haunt me. Dogs and chillies don't mix well, apparently. I actually wish I'd dropped it on her head by mistake and then eaten it. She'd have forgiven me that.

[candycoatedwaterdrops]

I licked the iPad loads and it didn't work. Did anyone else manage to get their tongue to work any apple products?

[ZingWantsCake]

[Therealamandaclarke]

Pawprint really! But then, I'd feel queasy at licking curry sauce off the fork handle . I know that's odd. Sorry.

zing tragically, I know I can work the I pad with my tongue.
DH is being v annoying right now. I am considering an ammendment to your other experiments

[Pawprint]

GREAT NEWS!!!

Just put some peanut butter (ran out of curry) on my iPhone 5. Proffered it to Curry Dog. Curry Dog (now Peanut Butter Dog) licked iPhone... and...

Scrolled the page up!!!!!

[ZingWantsCake]

paw you are a star!?

and give your dog a treat, what a good woof he is!

[ZingWantsCake]

Ams

[Pawprint]

Thanks Zing. Of course, my iPhone now smells of peanut butter and dog breath. Will get the disinfectant out!

[ZingWantsCake]

paw picture 23 is just for you - enjoy!

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

oinktopus I'm pretty sure the penis swipe method would work on supermarket self-service tills as well.

[Pawprint]

Ha ha Zing I love it!

[oinktopus]

Jesus Shame on you for piquing my curiosity making me spend ten whole minutes considering ways of testing this without being arrested.

If MNers club together and buy me a swipey till, and a little curtain to go around the till and my lower portions, I will happily make it go beep multiple times for anyone interested in a demonstration!

Hmm, sentences you never thought you'd find yourself writing...

[ZingWantsCake]

don't encourage oink to do it in public!
even he does the testing in a "swipe-tent" he might get arrested for suspicious behaviour!

[DaleyBump]

Would peer pressure work? Do it, do it, do it!