To have just licked curry off my dog's head?

[Pawprint]

I spilt it on him and was hungry. So licked it off. Now I have dog hair madras in my mouth.

Zing He made me sign for the parcel with his own stick! The shame!

Well...

This thread has taken a surprising turn.

Actually no. This is mumsnet, I'm never surprised anymore.

[grim] pmsl!!

It's amazing how a thread about licking curry off a dog has descended into pressure testing a smart phone with a cock!

Madbust

I'm on Smartphone. they need to know as well!

Oink

I really want to lick the tablet to check it out now, but also afraid that DP and kids will have me sectioned!

Can't believe you found a willing bloke so quickly Zing

spotty

[grim]

Oh grim!!!

I got all flustered.....

just do it Straight

pretend you found a tasting app*!

(* patent pending, all rights reserved! )

Right. I'm about to try to post with my foo foo tongue

Nope. All I could do with my tongue was highlight :D

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! I'm not testing every device! First off, there'll be eventual chafing, and secondly, I think you lot are taking advantage of my kind and generous nature!

Tried it on the tablet, by the way. Works like a charm. Even played Angry Birds! And I have a text on my phone but am unwilling to check using the new method in case it's a family member. Taking the risk is like Russian willy Roulette.

Every time MumsNet is on the news for doing good work, I'm going to remember this conversation and raise an eyebrow!

Sad about the foofoo. Oh well! They're good for other things.

A phone penis swiper and a curry headed pet - just another day on Mumsnet. :)

I did it

Oh my god, I am absolutely pissing myself laughing at playing Angry Birds the penis swiper way

You lot are just....there are no words.

Licking my phone now.

zing legend!

in case it's a family member

Ahahahahahahahahaha

oink is nothing but a gentleman!

Oink

I can't believe I've just licked my iPad. Then did it again to show dh.

I laughed at family member too. Just don't try taking a selfie photo

IsaacCox Zing is a bad influence on a great many people.

DH just got home and read thread while on the loo.
he swiped my phone then handed it back to me :"it's dirty now"
me: "I'm not licking it again"

Licking the telly doesn't work to change the channel by the way.

yay or nay on licking my kids faces to make them move?

Fgs, don't lick mains-powered stuff!

Yay Zing!

And thanks to your husband, I just got an actual good excuse to lick to tablet, after spraying wine all over it reading about his toilet habits