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To have just licked curry off my dog's head?

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Pawprint · 14/09/2013 15:22

I spilt it on him and was hungry. So licked it off. Now I have dog hair madras in my mouth.

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Pawprint · 15/09/2013 22:22

Rooni no, I haven't cut the dog's head off! I'm not that hungry! He is safe and sound and sated by peanut butter smart phone delight.

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 20:59

little tiggs will do!

but maybe you could get a mate and try synchro-swiping!Grin


a whole new meaning to "who is the fastes draw in the West"!Grin

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TiggyD · 15/09/2013 20:48

With Little Tiggy Zing? Or somebody else's?

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 20:26

Salbertina

I think that's because AIBU doesn't self-destruct.

although a few threads should...Grin

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 20:25

Tiggs

have you tried penis-swiping your phone/tablet etc yet?

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Therealamandaclarke · 15/09/2013 20:11

"Everybody knows food tastes better when it's licked off a dog"

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Salbertina · 15/09/2013 20:10

Why is this not yet in classics?! Grin

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TiggyD · 15/09/2013 20:03

Everybody knows food tastes better when it's licked off a dog.

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oinktopus · 15/09/2013 19:10

Zing Correct! I had to touch plums with another man. Thank heaven I was drunk. Although I have the sneaking suspicion someone took a picture of the moment and it'll be used to blackmail me if I ever run for political office!

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RoonilWazlibWuvsHermyown · 15/09/2013 15:57

Every time I see the title of this I think it says "to cut off my dogs head" and I have a momentary panic Shock

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 15:48

I'm guessing - the bet

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DaleyBump · 15/09/2013 15:47

Good man Grin

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oinktopus · 15/09/2013 15:39

Daley I'm a sap. I'd do it if just one person asked! Grin

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oinktopus · 15/09/2013 15:38

Zing It wouldn't be the first time a part of my anatomy was out while a crowd of people stood around and watched. I'm either a Chippendale or I made what I thought was a very safe bet and then had to stand by it when I lost. Guess which!

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DaleyBump · 15/09/2013 15:34

Would peer pressure work? Do it, do it, do it!

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 15:30

don't encourage oink to do it in public!
even he does the testing in a "swipe-tent" he might get arrested for suspicious behaviour!

Grin

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oinktopus · 15/09/2013 15:24

Jesus Shame on you for piquing my curiosity making me spend ten whole minutes considering ways of testing this without being arrested.

If MNers club together and buy me a swipey till, and a little curtain to go around the till and my lower portions, I will happily make it go beep multiple times for anyone interested in a demonstration!

Hmm, sentences you never thought you'd find yourself writing...

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Pawprint · 15/09/2013 15:12

Ha ha Zing I love it!

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/09/2013 15:09

oinktopus I'm pretty sure the penis swipe method would work on supermarket self-service tills as well.

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 15:03
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Pawprint · 15/09/2013 14:27

Thanks Zing. Of course, my iPhone now smells of peanut butter and dog breath. Will get the disinfectant out!

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 14:23

Ams Grin

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ZingWantsCake · 15/09/2013 14:22

paw you are a star!?

and give your dog a treat, what a good woof he is!Grin

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Pawprint · 15/09/2013 14:01

GREAT NEWS!!!

Just put some peanut butter (ran out of curry) on my iPhone 5. Proffered it to Curry Dog. Curry Dog (now Peanut Butter Dog) licked iPhone... and...

Scrolled the page up!!!!! Grin

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Therealamandaclarke · 15/09/2013 10:37

Pawprint really! But then, I'd feel queasy at licking curry sauce off the fork handle Confused . I know that's odd. Sorry.

zing tragically, I know I can work the I pad with my tongue.
DH is being v annoying right now. I am considering an ammendment to your other experiments Grin

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