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to think the Weasleys arent poor, they are just shit with money?

366 replies

Bogeyface · 31/08/2013 19:12

Inspired by the HW thread, I have been thinking about this for a while.

Arthur works for the MoM so wont be on a pittance as a head of department, even a minor one as there would surely be grades?

They eat massive amounts of expensive food having three courses at every dinner, cooked breakfast every day. When they win a load of money, instead of saving it in the knowledge that they have 4 kids still at school they blow the lot on a holiday of a month in Egypt! At the beginning of CoS Mrs W takes some silver sickles and ONE gold galleon from their vault, and then happily blows 1000 galleons on a holiday rather than see them financially secure for the next few years.

Seems to me that the reason their kids are in second hand robes and reading second hand books is because they are shit with money, not that they dont have enough.

Books.....They have to have a new Miranda Goshawk book each year, so when F&G have finished with them they could have passed one to Ron who passed it to Ginny and the older ones shared the remainder if they needed it, which is unlikely. Why have several unused copies of the same book in the family and still buy another one for the youngest student? Same with robes. Rons dress robes are second hand, but Mrs W says that Arthur has some for parties so why not lend him those (with some magically performed alternations if needed) rather than pod out for horrible second hand ones? Actually, thinking further, Mrs W is supposed to be a whizz at household stuff so why doesnt she transfigure the second hand stuff to look better?

They just throw good money after bad!

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BellaTheGooseIsDead · 04/09/2013 22:43

AthelstaneTheUnready Grin

AthelstaneTheUnready · 04/09/2013 22:45

Yeah, but I was Hagrid, Bella. I should have been having some asexual arrangement with a hippogriff, or a giant mushroom, or something.

but not Moody. Or Dudley.

AphraBehn · 04/09/2013 22:54

I'm marrying Sirius Smile

BellaTheGooseIsDead · 04/09/2013 23:09

Point taken, Athelstane. That is far more disturbing and something which may not have even been considered by the most perverted of fanfic writers.

AintNobodyGotTimeFurThat · 04/09/2013 23:16

I think Lupin and Neville together would've been very, very strange indeed to be hones.

pooka · 04/09/2013 23:31

I'm snape. Good. :)

confuddledDOTcom · 04/09/2013 23:37

I think it didn't help poor Matthew Lewis that they put things behind his ears and gave him teeth, or maybe it did when he got rid of it all and people realised he's actually quite good looking!

Ifancyashandy · 04/09/2013 23:43

I'm McGonagall YES.

Top lady!!!

ChubbyKitty · 04/09/2013 23:55

I am marrying Sirius Black.

I'm cool with that.

Bogeyface · 05/09/2013 00:10

I am marrying Sirius too and have more Siriusness than 100% of my peers, I think that means that you girls hanging on in hope had better stroll on :o

I bet Sirius is amazing in the sack!

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BellaTheGooseIsDead · 05/09/2013 00:24

I bet he is!

You'll have to fight ChubbyKitty for him though and I don't care how much her name doesn't sound like a DeathEater, it reminds me enough of Umbridge to make me a bit worried.

ChubbyKitty · 05/09/2013 01:13

I do love her cat plates.

Bogeyface · 05/09/2013 01:27

oooh good point.

However, I rather think that if I enlist the help of my friend Firenze I might be able to delay her long enough to snag him.

Clip clop ChubbyKitty, clip clop!

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Bogeyface · 05/09/2013 01:34

Molly during the holidays

Molly during term time

:o

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HorryIsUpduffed · 05/09/2013 07:50

I "am" Lupin, and should marry ... Lupin.

Grin
Gracelo · 05/09/2013 08:51

My perfect man is Bill Weasley it seems. I'm Ginny, so this is an impossible match and I will be fighting ChubbyKitty and Bogeyface for Sirius instead.

GeekLove · 05/09/2013 14:22

I got Xenophilius which was a bit of a surprise since I thought I would get Luna. Explains why I can count all my friends on my fingers but ateast they are keepers.

ChubbyKitty · 05/09/2013 16:13

Shall I just make it easier and run away with Draco? I'm happy to do thisGrin

Pachacuti · 05/09/2013 16:41

I am Lupin and should marry him. Clearly Horry and I are made for each other.

LaFataTurchina · 05/09/2013 16:53

I'm marrying Lupin. I'm not sure how I feel about this - one hand he's pretty sexy in a sad intellectual kind of way but on he really annoyed me when he tried to run off with harry instead of staying with Tonks and the baby.

NuggetofPurestGreen · 05/09/2013 20:26

I'm marrying Bill Weasley - which is okay with me I was just admiring Domhnall Gleeson in the trailer for that new Richard Curtis film.

I'm Lupin though - I'm sure there's some fan fic out there about us already...

NuggetofPurestGreen · 05/09/2013 20:27

Oh God I wish I hadn't googled that Sad

AintNobodyGotTimeFurThat · 05/09/2013 21:06

Oh dear, don't want to think about that.

Mind you would prefer that than Mundungus and Arthur Weasley or something like that.

SconeInSixtySeconds · 06/09/2013 09:21

Are inter-species marriages still frowned upon?

As a house elf I should apparently be marrying Fred or George. :o

Pachacuti · 06/09/2013 10:14