to not understand or find 'drunk' threads funny?

[ScarlettBelle]

I really don't understand drunk threads....

When I've been out drinking and I get home I either go straight to bed (without taking my make-up off eww) or chuck a pint of water and then go to bed.

I have no effort to do anything, but crash out in bed.

I have to gather the will power to brush my teeth nevermind switching on my laptop and starting a thread. As it really is the furthest thing from my mind.

Also I do realise that people use their phones to start threads. But when I'm out having fun with friends or my partner drinking, thats generally exactly what I'm doing. I don't think - hang on a second and whip my phone out and start a thread on mumsnet.

And I just don't find posts such as -

weifjwp uwrh fvh i ma soooooo durnk!!! wefpwehf

Funny.

Aibu?

My friend is a soppy drunk. I love soppy drunks tbh. I'm an annoying drunk

I'm annoying and soppy = bed please!

I smoke to much when I'm pissed. I did my dads head in last night going out for cigs.

He was pissed though. Hes a dancing drunk. Dances even if no music

Ahhhh Pinotblahblah

at squidgy Pinot.

Hopefully less of me to squidge when Biwi kicks my low-carbing arse into gear I am a reet fat pat atm.

Yup, I'm having a roastie tonight too. But tomorrow....! Wit wooooo! Skinny minny awaits

Meet me at the cakes, yeah everlong?

Hahaha ' you don't understand the nastiness ' erm okaaaay then.

Oh God I'm sorry. I didn't realise it was a thread about a specific thread. Just seen it in Chat. I apologise, I see the irony now

SayMama it wasn't about a specific thread though.

I think some users thought I was talking about 'The Drunk Thread'

When I was talking about general drunk threads. It wasn't targeted at anyone.

Ohhhhhh everlong, you sweet-talking temptress. White bread butties, thick cheap butter and oven chips. Smashed together with mayonnaise or ketchup

Apologies for my dribble

Tried it with bbq sauce once. No.

Dh got me a machine to make cappuccino. And syrups. Rows of syrups.
I will gain as fast as you lose folks

Just hand me your bobbly bits. It will save time in the long run.

Ohh... sounds very nice, Pagwatch. Do you like skimmed milk? I can't taste the difference between that and full-fat but it saves a heap of calories.

I will have to try it Lying. I have soya milk sometimes because too much ordinary milk makes me spotty. And gnormous.
He gave me the gift of spotty and gnormous.

You might like it. You have delicious syrups to liven it up. Also - I can definitely recommend hazelnut milk, that's naturally low-cal/low-fat. It's nice on it's own too. Almond milk, not so much, but hazelnut is lovely.

I have visions of you setting up as a very exclusive barrista...

Oh thanks! What a good idea. I'll try the hazelnut milk.

I could do a really wanky class coffee morning couldn't I ?

You could, Pagwatch... and make a blog and a youtube thingie and have a lovely Cath Kidston apron to show off your uber-gorgeousness and svelteness.

A very nice present to have, is your husband hoping you'll test your recipes out on him?

Hahahahaha

Nah , he drinks tea. He's just a good egg.

He is...

I make horrible tea... it's so bad. My husband can just whilstle up a perfect cup of tea in seconds... I'm so painstaking and it's completely undrinkable.

You go and rock your new machine, Pag, post the recipes!

Let's face it. All coffee mornings are a bit wanky. At least if you serve wanky coffee you are embracing the wankiness in a rather pleasant fashion.

Embrace the Wankiness.

That's my new years resolution sorted, Honey.