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to not understand or find 'drunk' threads funny?

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ScarlettBelle · 01/01/2013 04:30

I really don't understand drunk threads....

When I've been out drinking and I get home I either go straight to bed (without taking my make-up off eww) or chuck a pint of water and then go to bed.

I have no effort to do anything, but crash out in bed.

I have to gather the will power to brush my teeth nevermind switching on my laptop and starting a thread. As it really is the furthest thing from my mind.

Also I do realise that people use their phones to start threads. But when I'm out having fun with friends or my partner drinking, thats generally exactly what I'm doing. I don't think - hang on a second and whip my phone out and start a thread on mumsnet.

And I just don't find posts such as -

weifjwp uwrh fvh i ma soooooo durnk!!! wefpwehf

Funny.

Aibu?

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TheSecondComing · 01/01/2013 22:47

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OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 22:58

Sorry did someone justjktdlhjkfdjghkldjhkldfjzhgklfdjhklfjxhklf a lot of shit??

I may have missed a post.....

OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 22:59

I have southern comfort

I have done a bottle all half of it

nah nah nah nah nah................... honestly... people!

Watch your buns btw my baker has very creamy ones, so creamy I never throw them.... Wine anybody?

OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:00

oops that was not a personal attack i am pissed and pretending.... not good i agree night night

Maryz · 01/01/2013 23:01

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everlong · 01/01/2013 23:03

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FunnysInLaJardin · 01/01/2013 23:04

yallcuntz hth

OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:04

No my baker will get upset

OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:05

F F FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
Fluffiness!

Sorry not working....

Maryz · 01/01/2013 23:06

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everlong · 01/01/2013 23:07

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OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:09

I am taking this all way.....

I was called a cuntzzzzzzzzzz somewhere, I luffs you too sweetness and lights and erm.. stuff!

TheSecondComing · 01/01/2013 23:10

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FunnysInLaJardin · 01/01/2013 23:11

tis a NY PA on the lot of yea. Yea are all cuntz. Report me all you like, you all knew I had this gun.......

everlong · 01/01/2013 23:13

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Feelingood · 01/01/2013 23:13

I'm having cunting coffee.

I've started my alcohol free January.

OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:13

Actually........... AHEM

I take being Yalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll very personally I am nor from Canada and i miss my friend, 2 reasons.....imvho......btwt and things..

Delete her people MNQH cheers btw and happy stuff...

I am not in bed yet?? why not???

Feelingood · 01/01/2013 23:14

overly , you wine is not working?

OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:14

TSC I giggled!!! I am not drunk, my Dc keeps puking sorry tmi = erm.. something = ME!

TheSecondComing · 01/01/2013 23:15

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OverlyYappyAlways · 01/01/2013 23:15

It's southern comfort

YEs I have good back up via a spell checker.... no ha ha ha i am pissed here ....

TheSecondComing · 01/01/2013 23:15

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Feelingood · 01/01/2013 23:16

[jealous]