to not understand or find 'drunk' threads funny?

[ScarlettBelle]

I really don't understand drunk threads....

When I've been out drinking and I get home I either go straight to bed (without taking my make-up off eww) or chuck a pint of water and then go to bed.

I have no effort to do anything, but crash out in bed.

I have to gather the will power to brush my teeth nevermind switching on my laptop and starting a thread. As it really is the furthest thing from my mind.

Also I do realise that people use their phones to start threads. But when I'm out having fun with friends or my partner drinking, thats generally exactly what I'm doing. I don't think - hang on a second and whip my phone out and start a thread on mumsnet.

And I just don't find posts such as -

weifjwp uwrh fvh i ma soooooo durnk!!! wefpwehf

Funny.

Aibu?

I am sorry I am lying I am pissed

I have no idea what I am doing go on yell at me a bit ... I will cry and all I may even find flounce rs corner and check if anyone likes me first though!

OR

Go tell my sweary friends, they know their words when I get lost and silly! once in every New Year!

Right get them out MNHQ, they on zee aciiiiiiiddddddddddd

Yeah I wish.... don;t even go there, I had a bad experience through a small square piece of paper one time..I need to go people are gonna hit me and all sorts, I have a face though... it's fluffy... well the kittesns are...

PISSED!!!!!.

Go smoke good weed.... if you live in legal weed place... I don't.

Ahem.... I shall keep my heartache/headache... oh okay you have it... by bye (attempts to hide thread)

Almost there... can someone give my Dc s weed talk soon, he doesn't believe me...it fries your brain imo...oh never mind.. will stress about tthat soon!

I detest weed, who spoke about weed?

Sorry I am being overly silly now....or happy or something...

Please leave me a link!! I must go to bed, my almost a teenager likes me in bed before he sleep ] Good call I can spy on him... not good at 9pm mon-fri working hours though tbh! I don't work though. I won't into that today...tonight/tomorrow..... I would like a late night please!!!

OMg look at the time... bad parent, leave the alcohol go find a bed, beside a child.... MAKE him sleep!

ahem... wow this ahem thing is catching must be my 3rd ahem today oh dear another .... STOP IT SHUT UP AND PRETEND TO SLEEP WOMAN"!!!

Excuse me, I just talked to self??? Allowed...I don't care I do secretly though...yes I detest New Year! sorry To everyone! I won't go as far as kissing I am almost there though.... it's not even funny I am turning soft

Night night

Fucking weed indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's gonna fry your braincells DC............

this thread is surreal and yet enjoyable. Particularly the chip buttie description upthread. Thank you for that, it was almost like having one.

I had my very own drunk thread once, initiated when I was at a wedding and someone was wearing a white belly top :O

Poor bride lol

I remember that thread fondly lol

Sorry OP, I am not drinking again, I am not funny, just a lunatic... I mean who else reads this, then goes and gets drunk and comes back and pretends to be sober, that may be funny at 16 or 17, not at my age though, I turn into a lunatic...

Sorry I cannot even read back....

lol Overly it was like having Gollum on the thread

Mind you, you seemed to know what you were on about and that's then main thing!